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Limppricks Laughing Sal was a scary gal, Her grinning face, a mask. Slide some m0ney her way, Fortunes coming, she'd say, Or not, just remember, you asked. ************************************ Why are Limericks dirty Mostly they aren't even flirty. Just a few lines of crude And glaringly rude Words of sex offered truly absurdly. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~ |
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Limericks were made to bring a chuckle
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3 of my fav limericks... There was a young lady from Kew Who said, as the bishop withdrew Oh the Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And four inches longer than you. There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! there once was a man from Nantucket with a dick so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he licked off his chin "if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
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cuzi Thanks for making me smile A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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Limericks were made to bring a chuckle Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Other than a beer or soda, what's a chaser??? I do approve of vigorous eye rolling, though maybe not the kind you mean. Ha! I was trying to remember who wrote the Hercule Poirot stories this weekend. I didn't come up with any nifty lil mnemonics ike you did though. Doughnut holes. Lolololol Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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3 of my fav limericks... There was a young lady from Kew Who said, as the bishop withdrew Oh the Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And four inches longer than you. There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! there once was a man from Nantucket with a dick so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he licked off his chin "if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it." Case in point! The good memorable ones are all dirty. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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cuzi Thanks for making me smile Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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We are now in the last week of July. It is hot and I need to smile.
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