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Blogs > cuzisaid > Swine & Pearls exist even here

cuzisaid 53F  
5551 posts
7/18/2006 6:54 pm
Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, hot love session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a
hand-operated leisure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy ... you explain the ."

Okay so it's been around before, but it still just cracks me up every time.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~

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