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Blogs > cuzisaid > Swine & Pearls exist even here

cuzisaid 53F  
5551 posts
8/2/2006 4:06 pm
Poo to you too!

The often immitated but never duplicated MrMalaprop52 posted a good blog today.

Unfortunately, that got me thinking of a funny joke I got recently.

So I had to post one of my own....I told you he is often imitated!

A little girl walks in to the kitchen one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

The little girl looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds then asks:


"And Tigger?"
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/4/2006 4:28 pm
    Quoting  :
What's mine is yours unless I married it!

Poo away princess P-D!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/7/2006 1:13 pm
    Quoting  :
lol.....shame on you.....trying to one up me in my own blog and I even posted your pic!

Hrmphh MEN!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/7/2006 1:15 pm

 Yeah, my favorite Morgantownite it is kinda bad isn't it?

......couldnt help it though!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/7/2006 1:20 pm
    Quoting  :
No sally, they liked the joke......YOU...they love...wait, that's me. Nah, it's all of us!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/7/2006 8:12 pm
    Quoting  :
LMAO...now really...did you think cleverness and humbleness would get you anywhere?

You are sooooo right!

**mumbles Jimmy the shit.....hehehe**
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


Miss_Chris47 71M/66F
1254 posts
8/8/2006 8:40 am

 well you think that's Funny you all should see the the dare she put Don thru, it invovles pink frilly panties , This is one very devious woman ...lol you know I love ya
Miss Chris


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/8/2006 8:46 pm
    Quoting Miss_Chris47:
    well you think that's Funny you all should see the the dare she put Don thru, it invovles pink frilly panties , This is one very devious woman ...lol you know I love ya
lol...and I just knew you'd love the pink panties! I'm so proud of Don too! I totally expected a "in your dreams!", but he's playing along like a true champ!

SO tell me are you both getting matching ones for Saturday?
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/8/2006 8:50 pm
    Quoting  :
lol, it is silly isn't it?

I just can't resist the kidish humor sometimes, being a grown up is hard darn it!

Nice to see you again. I love reading your blog, you are such a cool lady! I love honesty an dhumor as you can probably tell by my commenters above...all the best of the best around here!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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