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cuzisaid 53F  
5551 posts
8/27/2006 10:01 pm
Technology sucks


The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder, and the smell of fresh parsley, onions, and buttered corn wafts your way.


When you approach the milk case, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.


As you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, then the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



Needless to say, I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/28/2006 10:45 am

    Quoting  :

Duly noted sir!

Fungi and weapon like foods are not my forte anyhow.

I'm a broccoli girl myself!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/28/2006 10:54 am

    Quoting  :

Like that was even a choice!!!

What I said was......

"If you try to break up with me, I will stalk you every hour of the day and wear you down until you are completely exhausted, see the error of your ways, and come back where you belong."

Thank God we cleared THAT up!

Luv ya divagurl!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/28/2006 5:00 pm

LOl.....I hate them both, and knew about mushrooms, but I never knew that asparagus was so....um....fecally infused!

Hey MrM...is there anything you DON'T know?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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