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Blogs > cuzisaid > Swine & Pearls exist even here

cuzisaid 53F  
5551 posts
9/3/2006 6:38 pm
It was a long day, still fussing bout work
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part ofour team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard,and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised
hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,

"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooooo, you had to go and eat someone they would miss!"

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/3/2006 8:32 pm

 No, doll. I work Sundays. Every Sunday. It wasn't an option. SIGH

I've had this joke for about 2 years now (found it while cleaning my email out at work today...a girl can only watch so many music videos before she falls asleep at her desk).

Believe me...I wish I was even 1/10 as clever as you are!

**snickers to herself**

Pornographic fishing!!! CLASSIC!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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