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Blogs > cuzisaid > Swine & Pearls exist even here

cuzisaid 53F  
5551 posts
9/21/2006 7:14 pm
Jokes.....G-B-U

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY



Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly: So are you.


Good: Your studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them.


Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better in a skirt than you.


Good: You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your .
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections


Good: Your is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.


Good: Your got a new job.
Bad : As a .
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best .

Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
9/23/2006 2:52 pm
    Quoting  :
Thank you spanky........and you J, know more obsolete and rarely used words than anyone I know....well except maybe me of course, but that SO doesn't count!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


stephandom 70M
1166 posts
9/24/2006 9:42 am

 Okay, I'll tell you the worst about my son and his access of poro. (No, I was not in them.) Rather, he decided to download them to our PC, and then a "free" program to cover his tracks. The free program contained a virus that trashed the PC. But I did get to see the web sites he was viewing like:

hornyhousewifes.com

and even some gay stuff. I was pissed enough at him to read the names of the sites to him.

Didn't seem to traumatize him too much. This was when he was 19.

BTW, did you see the response in my blog stephandom to your either/or tag below?


spunkin 56M

9/24/2006 7:16 pm

 hello" - my girl lollie pop "

The good, - the spunkin,- and others, HA"
i remember being ugly one time, and i hated it mate, so from that day forward i become NON - UGLy and just happy happy joy joy spastik spunkin they love to hate to love. !!!

Cherry O" - i left you a sweetie in myn blog' , but some bitch stole it matey.

Thumpa.


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
9/24/2006 8:18 pm
    Quoting spunkin:
    hello" - my girl lollie pop "

    The good, - the spunkin,- and others, HA"
    i remember being ugly one time, and i hated it mate, so from that day forward i become NON - UGLy and just happy happy joy joy spastik spunkin they love to hate to love. !!!

    Cherry O" - i left you a sweetie in myn blog' , but some bitch stole it matey.

    Thumpa.
Thumpin Spunkin.....who in the world did that magnificently scary artwork to your head? or whoevers head?!?

No hate...just pure nasty luv fer ya wicked lil self!

Still trying to figure out the key BTW.

If YOU can't control your bitches, then keep em away from MY sweeties! I'll teach you yet!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
9/25/2006 8:49 am
    Quoting stephandom:
    Okay, I'll tell you the worst about my son and his access of poro. (No, I was not in them.) Rather, he decided to download them to our PC, and then a "free" program to cover his tracks. The free program contained a virus that trashed the PC. But I did get to see the web sites he was viewing like:

    hornyhousewifes.com

    and even some gay stuff. I was pissed enough at him to read the names of the sites to him.

    Didn't seem to traumatize him too much. This was when he was 19.

    BTW, did you see the response in my blog stephandom to your either/or tag below?
Hey Stephen? How come you "remember" all those site names? lol

Yes, I did see your post doll.....thanks for accepting the tag and carrying it out.

Now.......about me biting your butt in that hott new pic you've had up there recently...............
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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