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MystrssAshley 53F
1399 posts
6/5/2007 2:16 pm
OMG CAN THIS BE TRUE!!!!.....


The laughs I get from my friends is so awesome! You gotta read this convo:

him : how is Your big-dicked slave doing?
Ashley : big dicked? OMG don't let him hear you say that. he'll get a bloated ego from it.
him : well he does compared to me
Ashley : well a baby does compaired to you!
Ashley : now that's funny
Ashley : and there's no way you are only 4 inches big
Ashley : that's just not possible
him : oh yes i am
Ashley : are you little?
him : 4" is not even considered small
him : small is under 3"
him : mine is considered slightly undersized
him : look, other than jerking off, i don't get a lot use for it anyway...the girls i'm every with always want me to eat them out and don't care if i bang them or not anyway
Ashley : really? well that's interesting. so you basicly are a pussy eater then?
Ashley : not even worthy to fuck the pussy just eat it?
Ashley : now that's totally hysterical!
Ashley : Now I just can't stop the laughter
Ashley : I may piss myself cause I"m lauging so damn hard
Ashley : OMG you are killing me here
Ashley : you are serious right? I mean you really just<b> lick pussy </font></b>till they cum and your done for the night with them? Or they are done with you?
Ashley : OMG I"m just gonna die over here.
Ashley : I have to post this convo for all to read. Minus the IM names. OMG this is too funny
him : please don't post it
Ashley : ohh it's too late now
him : where are You posting it?
him : please tell me where You are posting it
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Now tell me you aren't lauging your ass off at this poor guy. I mean really he's just hysterical and totally making me laugh here.
BTW he does know I was posting this and doesn't mind one bit. He's into humilliation so it's a SSC convo we had.
Love
Ashley

From the depths of your soul comes the wisdom to know



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