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You can't make this shit up So, "apparently", I just got an email from the Crown Prince of Dubai. Imagine my surprise!! He is looking for someone who is honest. Really? The Crown Prince of Dubai got married in 2019. Perhaps he is looking to add to his harem? He offered me Salam. To which I replied "Wa alaikum assalaam," I haven't heard back, and quite frankly, I'm crushed!!! Crushed!!! |
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Damn, and I always wanted to be a Princess!
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I'm so sorry your princess dreams were dashed
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lol
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Don’t worry if Dubai doesn’t work out there is always Nigeria...you may be lucky and receive an e mail about a treasure chest of riches just waiting to be shared.... You won’t be a Princess but hey with ( enter random amount of money here ) who cares?.
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Damn, and I always wanted to be a Princess! I hope you had a good and safe Christmas and New Year dear lady
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I'm sure that you'll get over it. Those countries have lots of other princes. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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Are you sure you haven't been kissing oily frogs?
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Waaauu !!! you are in high demand lately !!!!
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rayne These days, all laughs are welcome and this is a great one A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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1/3/2021 10:25 pm |
was it HH Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum? I know there are several princes in the family. I interact with HH Sheikh Hamdan from time to time. We've never talked about any wives just camels. He has a young white female camel that I'd like to have. Oh and I remember a conversation about a new water project they were going to start last year. He has an interest in technology, but really our primary conversations have been about the care and training of camels. If I had a barn. I'd have one. Hopefully I can build a barn in the next few years. Anyway good luck, and have nice night.
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I thought it was Diogenes who was looking for an honest person. Even alwaysassertive's post here says "his" sheikh spoke about camels and not about an honest person.
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Well then, you can always listen to a good song, while waiting for the net bus full of princes. Try KIss that Frog by Peter Gabriel. It has some nautyness in it. "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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Your Prince is better than my recent entreaty to pay $50 for gas, so she could drive 10 miles. The quality that makes Alt so practical to meet people.
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1/4/2021 11:10 am |
Sounds like opportunity is knocking. 🤣
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So when you're a princess of Dubai rayne, will you still entertaining us with your blog? Or will it be case of you can kiss by butt you plebs!
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