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A blonde on horseback A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the unassisted, and the immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the 's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the 's neck, but she slides down the 's side anyway. The gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the 's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the . And you thought all they did was say Hello. |
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