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12/6/2008 11:11 am

Santa's Bad day

[MistressKzoo blog]

SANTA'S BAD DAY

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not
produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel
the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which st
ressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and
were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards
cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves
had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration,
he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the
broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great
big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry
Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree
for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas tree.

singlemale1005 52M

601 posts
12/6/2008 11:51 am

xxx

kzoo_slave 45F

12/7/2008 1:56 pm

Cute very cute lol

tryback1 69M

12 posts
11/3/2021 4:17 am

Hey, are you still around Kalamazoo? Santa's Bad day


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