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Mollena 54F
3740 posts
12/29/2007 10:08 pm

Last Read:
7/5/2013 4:50 pm

RANT: KNOW THE %$#@!*& DIFFERENCE OR ELSE!!!

]I am not sure I have dragged out this poor battle-worn equine carrion in 2007...

It Is Time.



[rant]


HEY!

YOU!

YOU WITH THE PROFILE THAT IDENTIFIES YOU AS A "DOMINATE" MASTER!!

For the LOVE of GOD!!! Or GODS!! OR Stephen MOTHERFUCKING HAWKING!!!

*deep breath*

Once Again!!


Main Entry: dom·i·nant

Pronunciation: \-n?nt\

Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin dominant-, dominans, present participle of dominari

Date:
circa 1532

1 a: commanding, controlling, or prevailing over all others (the dominant culture)
b: very important, powerful, or successful (a dominant theme) (a dominant industry)

2: overlooking and commanding from a superior position (a dominant hill)

3: of, relating to, or exerting ecological or genetic dominance

4: being the one of a pair of bodily structures that is the more effective or predominant in action (dominant eye)

VS.


Main Entry: dom·i·nate

Pronunciation: \'dä-m?-?nat\

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): dom·i·nat·ed; dom·i·nat·ing

Etymology: Latin dominatus, past participle of dominari, from dominus master; akin to Latin domus house — more at dome

Date:
1611

transitive verb 1: RULE control(an empire that dominated the world)

2: to exert the supreme determining or guiding influence on (the ambition that has dominated his life)

3: to overlook from a superior elevation or command because of superior height or position (a hill that dominates the town)

4 a: to be predominant in (sugar maples dominate the forest)

b: to have a commanding or preeminent place or position in (name brands dominate the market)intransitive verb1: to have or exert mastery, control, or preeminence

2: to occupy a more elevated or superior position



OK.

OK. See, it is not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things.

But if you are going to label yourself, if you are going to tell the world of ALT and, frankly, the entire INTERWEBS that you wanna be the boss of someone, it is not TOO MUCH TO ASK you to get this together.

Look at the photo I have posted here.

Look at it closely.

Go on.

Click on it.

Even GOOGLE Tries to stop you from making this mistake!!

Try it yourself!

This Googletastic autosuggest MUST be the result of the hundreds of thousands of clueless "dominates" (would be DOMINANTS!!!) fucking this shit up!!!

Seriously, this is the ocular equivalent of the aural torture of nails on a chalkboard.

GO read the following sentence aloud to your mirror:

"Hi, my name is _______________, and I am a DOMINATE!"

Does that even SOUND RIGHT to you?!!?

YES?!!?
Then you are dumb as a bag of moist Limburger,
and you should leave my blog
right now
and never, ever come back.

I'll wait.
.

..

....

........

............

........

....

..

,
OK if you realized that was a horrible mistake, and are frantically looking back at your profile(s) here on ALT, on AdultFriendFinder, on Bondage, on CollarMe, and fixing your shit, there MAY be hope for you.


[/rant]


11 years I have been ranting about this shit.....you think I'd be tired.

Nope.

Never!!!

Muahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!




Mollena


Violently 49F
2766 posts
1/3/2008 7:35 am

Muahahhaha


DeviantSage 47M
1515 posts
1/5/2008 6:16 am

So uhh...

What you're saying then, is that Stephen Hawking is God?

Cake & Sodomy

~ the willing since 1993~

The World is Mine.


PhoenixRising08 61F

1/6/2008 6:41 pm

Great Mo, now how am i going to be able to tell the wannabes from the real thing? I'll have to read the whole profile, and i'm lazy...

karen

You want to do WHAT with me????!!


Zenobiazera 57F

1/9/2008 4:40 am

Hi, loved what you said on Max's post.

Fortunately am banned so I could not comment there.

I do not normally visit but I caught it by mistake from the main page of new posts.

Enjoy your cupper...

*Smiles*


EXPLORE
THE
............POSSIBILITIES............


subeseduction 37F
8 posts
1/10/2008 9:59 pm

HAHAHHAHHA! You just made my day thank You,

sube


JimmyDrama 53M

1/17/2008 1:21 pm

I like you.

smiley with s wink


MstrisAnneCestor 47F
1 post
1/19/2008 1:47 am

FunKneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Heehee..Very funny...True too...


Lovely_Li 64T  
2622 posts
2/26/2008 5:27 pm

As a sublimate, I might beg to differ except my chiopractor's been adjusting my knees so I can't seems to get the recipe down as far as the full-flavored end of things

But, you have a good point...have noticed many times and chuckled..I mean, they might as well have said D or even Duh...Duh!

Lips welcome, no shirt required.


Mrs_H 37F

5/17/2008 3:05 pm

That, is brilliant! You have hit the nail on the head and hammered it in!


herbabybitch 59F

4/2/2009 4:59 pm

omg you are a riot! what a good laugh! please add me to your network...bb


divinab3 37F

12/9/2009 5:03 pm

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I was especially fascinated by your profile and I am left with no choice than to mail you at once.You seem to possess some sterling qualities as long for in a partner and I'm persuaded that a relationship with a somebody like you is sure to be mutually- beneficial and fulfilling. Please give it a thought and let me read from you through my email adress below as soon as possible to tell you more about my self and give you my pic so that you will know whom i am . Cheers, here is my
email: ( dvgirl AT live.fr )
thanks and remain bless,
Divina


zuarez 39F
1766 posts
1/12/2010 1:56 pm

Thank you so much for posting this! The only thing that worries me is that so many of the, um, dominant men at alt do not read, apparently, or otheriwse do not fully understand what they have read.



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