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Blogs > KainWilkus > A young man's old mind.

KainWilkus 37M
112 posts
6/6/2023 7:05 pm
Jurassic Park SNES OST

Jurassic Park is celebrating 30 years.
Universal Orlando put up a very impressive tribute store.
Photo opportunity with a T-Rex while you're on the toilet.

When Velocicoaster opened it had a tribute store, a bigger tribute store... with candles.
Magic Candle Company relabeled some of their scents Jurassic Park themed.

I take umbrage with both the bigger tribute store and the candles.

Side note: taking a break from discussing leather / sex.
Fashion has seemed to veer towards latex, and I'm tired of being angry at my fetish.
Plus my last sexual experience strange, for lack of a better word.

Velocicoaster is dumb. When thinking of it, my mind automatically associates it with a SNL sketch Tarmac Talk, a talk show on an active runway.
Velocicoaster's wait line can stretch to three hours for a ride in a raptor paddock. A literal rollercoaster in a literal raptor paddock. A stellar rollercoaster and top-notch theming wasted on stupid. That angers me; if the theming wasn't as impressive I wouldn't be angry.
The entire ride negates Jurassic Park; the opening scene and the ending. "They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal." The raptors in Velocicoaster are on par with Amy the gorilla from Congo; Good girl, not clever girl.

That ride got a tribute store nearly double the size of Jurassic Park. With SECTIONS!! A Jurassic World section and section reminiscent of The Lost World. A film which did everything Fallen Kingdom and Dominion did and is mostly forgotten. Magic Candle Company relabeled their Wilderness scent Sorna Redwoods for the tribute store; counts for something though doesn't erase the ride insulting my intelligence.

I'll touch on my interest with scents another time
I simply needed to write something, anything beyond the usual tripe.

Edit: Wanted to share latest playlist. Jurassic Park - playlist?list=PLif4oYGck8HBNOdi9wQW67E1MD8AXVRIs


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