2919 posts 5/20/2012 1:34 am
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My kingdom for a .
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So, not having enough futility in my life last night I took a spin on ALT IM. I have previously outlined the 91 different types of ALT IM malfunctions elsewhere. But occasionally it makes enough mistakes, in the correct sequence, to complete an interactive connection. Mistakes were prevalent last night, and after getting depressed by a chick with a truly fantastic ass who has a "dom" that "likes to mark it", I closed the dialogue box stunned and talking to myself. (Really? You see a truly fantastic ass and your instinct is to damage it? This is the stupidity that passes for dominance? This is the stupidity that binds to it? Sadly, often the tasteless ... ). Yeah, so after this insanity I again scanned the online list. My eye came upon a female named "Godiva_Fantasy". So I'm thinking ... Godiva, ok ... some leggy blonde with long hair who gets off on public nudity and likes riding horses. How can you not page that? So I click on the line and the picture expands and - I'm not making this up - it turns out she's a bbw black chick who loves chocolate.
tgd
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7512 posts 5/20/2012 3:29 am |
That... cracks me up.
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8008 posts 5/20/2012 12:48 pm |
This was too damn funny! Shit!
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4082 posts 5/20/2012 3:51 pm |
Thanks for posting.
(btw, {for those who do not know} Godiva is (also) a Belgium originated chocolatier whose chocolates are "now available from Belgium to Singapore, from Denver to Dubai, making the Godiva brand known - and loved - in over 80 countries around the world." Singapore, who knew?)
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4082 posts 5/20/2012 3:57 pm |
Thanks for your comment.
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