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In American popular culture, "shut the front door" has become a popular coy substitute for "shut the fuck up", as on American TV, sports shows and radio, you can't really say "shut the fuck up". As a substitute, "front door" has taken on a trendy life of its own.

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tgd

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Not to be repetitive, but the current idiom is "shut the front door" to substitute for "shut the fuck up". I'm building, or reconstructing, from what's there.

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tgd

Quoting Mistress_Thought:

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Yeah, you need to find another "f" word. There isn't a front uterus because there's not a back uterus. It's still fucked up.

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Well, as stated before, the idiom to be replaced is "Shut The Front Door". The offending word is the last one, and the mission is to find an appropriate thing to shut that begins with U. Changing "front" and the "D/u" word obliterates the purpose.

And, for the record, it surprises me how so many completely miss the humor that a female came up with "front uterus". I think that is hysterical.

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tgd