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Plzrmeister 67M  
2609 posts
12/21/2019 5:39 am

Last Read:
12/30/2019 9:03 am

A Rose By Any Other......


Verbiage is in first comment.

See below.

Make Women Female Again


Plzrmeister 67M  
10575 posts
12/21/2019 6:12 am

OK .... So what's on your mind this time?

This is something I've thought about many times as I 'eyeball' the women signed onto the IM. Some of the names/handles used just make me shake my head in wonder. For example ..... StupidFatKunt. I just made that one up, but it's representative of some that I see.

Like 3HoleFuckPig, UglyCumDump or GumGuzzler? I made those up too. I think the reader gets the it. There's a point here somewhere I'll assume?

Hopefully. First I'll have to start with the caveat that I'm assuming these are real people choosing to use these names and not one of the abundant fakes and scam artists on here. There is actually a genuine lady behind the names.

OK .... Me and all the readers are going to assume names like these have genuine people behind them. I'm still waiting for your point.

My point is that I just don't quite 'get it'. Perhaps it's me, but I'd never try to engage with a woman with such names. Call me judgmental (and I know some will) but names like that just turn me completely off. I consider it lacking in any form of class, which is important to me.

Oh man ..... The Judgmental Police are going to hammer you! Maybe it's a woman who is totally classy and the perfect match, and that's just the name she's chosen for use as a submissive.
Ever think of that?


I think I just did. A person's name is your very first impression and I'd think you'd want to make a good one. On the other side of the equation, I am sure there are men on here who see 'DumbSlutBitch' and start drooling. I know, I know - To each their own. I get that.

OK ..... Is it now time to turn it over to the peanut gallery for input? Ready for the Judgment Police to have a piece of you?

I suppose. If I get hammered too hard by LoadGuzzlingPIg, I'll just blame the whole thing on you.

WTF??? This was all your idea.

You've got to come in handy for something.

Make Women Female Again


Daddyslilpunkin 47F
3470 posts
12/21/2019 6:30 am

After all we have been through you're really gonna right a post about "first impressions?" LOL (Joking)

I'm the same with some of the men who come into my cam room. I see their name and I either start laughing or think "ewwww." There are men I would not engage with based solely on their name. I think it is like a calling card expressing what it is they are looking for, or how they see themselves in a sexual dynamic. If it's something I am not into, well then bless them and I hope they find their counterpart.

Names are hard. I regret mine. I made it at the time thinking that I was a "little" in time I have realized I am FAR from being a little. I just did not know the dynamics, or caring, guidance, etc. could come from a D/s relationship. With this moniker I get a lot of people into taboo, which I am SO not into. Also my Sir does not take kindly to some of the messages and IMs get re: taboo topics. I'd change it if I could to simply "punkin" but I am not paying alt to do that.

So maybe names are not something you can base your first impression on. I mean LOTS of people think I am a little, and we all know I am just big ole' mouthy brat.

You found parts of me I didn’t know existed and in you I found a love I no longer believed was real.


Daddyslilpunkin 47F
3470 posts
12/21/2019 6:44 am

*write

You found parts of me I didn’t know existed and in you I found a love I no longer believed was real.


Plzrmeister 67M  
10575 posts
12/21/2019 6:46 am

you're really gonna right a post about "first impressions?"

That did go through my mind ..... Too funny you'd point that out. Like minds perhaps? LOL

LOL .... Yeah, but before you get to 'THAT' first impression, you have to get through other impressions of me.

And those impressions might even be worse.

Fuck off! I like your name .... I see the 'lil' as a term of endearment and not an indication of a 'little'.

big ole' mouthy brat

You????? Say it ain't so!

And why do you think I sent the 'Bat Signal' out to you the other day? That was like waving a red cape in front of a bull .....

Make Women Female Again


lighthouse4297 56F
1680 posts
12/21/2019 6:51 am

Plz, I could not agree with you more. I always look at the username someone has chosen for themselves it tells me a lot about them. That is why I just choose not to engage with some. Smiles to you. L


Plzrmeister replies on 12/21/2019 6:56 am:
Username ..... That's the elusive term I was trying to think of.

Ack .... Yeah, my brain was apparently frozen.

So sweet of lighthouse to thaw it out....

Yeah - She's hawt! Probably could thaw out an iceberg without too much trouble.

1uncommondom 77M

12/21/2019 6:51 am

Applying real life
first impression
meanings to online
profile names is idiotic.
Keep in mind that the
same people that judge
you by your profile name
also judge you by the
color of your fonts.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/21/2019 7:12 am:
The police have arrived.

I expected them. I may be wrong, but I think he's agreeing people get first impressions from profile names and even font colors.

And perhaps even other things.

Like how you arrange the verbiage in your comments perhaps?

Yeah, I think that leaves an impression. I'll keep my impression to myself however.

I guess punkin, lighthouse and I all better stand in the corner with dunce hats on for being idiotic.

Yeah - That'll teach ya!

Appreciate your comment! Come again.....

Daddyslilpunkin 47F
3470 posts
12/21/2019 7:42 am

Bullshit...you were just looking for an excuse to hang out in the corner with two cute girls! Don't blame uncommon.

You found parts of me I didn’t know existed and in you I found a love I no longer believed was real.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/21/2019 8:00 am:
Shhhhhhh!

You figured me out
but I figured if
we were all idiotic,
we ought to be clumped
together in a corner.



olderdaddy_63 68M

12/21/2019 10:51 am

Quoting daddyslilpunkin: I made it at the time thinking that I was a "little" in time I have realized I am FAR from being a little.

Never considered you a little, just a punkin which I think is cute. But since you bring it up I never thought of women thinking I wanted a little...shit...I'm not all that crazy about littles. Most can be a pain in the ass. Brats can be fun however.

As for the topic at hand, some of the usernames are quite a turnoff


Plzrmeister 67M  
10575 posts
12/21/2019 11:35 am

As for the topic at hand, some of the usernames are quite a turnoff.

Get your dunce hat and join us in the corner.

Yeah .... There's two cute girls in here with me.

I'll have to agree with your assessment of 'littles' ... I've never been drawn to that dynamic.

IFor me a lot would depend on how little the little was, if that makes any sense.

I hear ya. A pacifier and diapers? Nyet!

I'd take punkin's brand of little any day though.

Make Women Female Again


Daddyslilpunkin 47F
3470 posts
12/21/2019 5:14 pm

    Quoting olderdaddy_63:
    Quoting daddyslilpunkin: I made it at the time thinking that I was a "little" in time I have realized I am FAR from being a little.

    Never considered you a little, just a punkin which I think is cute. But since you bring it up I never thought of women thinking I wanted a little...shit...I'm not all that crazy about littles. Most can be a pain in the ass. Brats can be fun however.

    As for the topic at hand, some of the usernames are quite a turnoff
Really? OMG I get so many Taboo messages and IM's. I will say Sir takes great pleasure in calling them out.

I am a punkin and I can be pretty cute....but mostly I can be bratty.

Prior to joining alt I had a LD "Daddy" but I never acted like a child. I just really loved how he cared for me, it wasn't just in the bedroom. I like the guidance and safety that comes with a "Daddy." Sir is totally not into littles and I often questioned why the hell he chased after me, considering my name, my profile at the time was all about littles. He said that profiles are mostly BS and it was pretty apparently in speaking to me, I was not even close to being a little. I just had to figure that out. LOL

Next time you're in my cam room. remind Sir/Daddy how fun brats can be LOL He may need reminding.

You found parts of me I didn’t know existed and in you I found a love I no longer believed was real.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 5:33 am:
but mostly I can be bratty.

For real? I hadn't noticed.....

You can also be great at tag team wrestling!

I like the guidance and safety that comes with a "Daddy.

That is the type of submissive lady I relate to the most.

Absolutely. As well as the ones who love this whispered in their ears....

If I was there seeing what was going on I would have had you sucking my long thick pierced cock before bending you over fucking your cunt doggy style while spanking that ass until we cum then have you lick our cum juices off my cock.

I know .... That just melts punkin's heart I bet.

I've never seen a heart not melt, especially DumbFatCumDrinker's. She fawned over it.

Gowron 69M
3118 posts
12/22/2019 3:40 am

"That which we call shit will stink as bad by any other name"


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 5:18 am:
Aw man!!!!! That's how we should have titled this blog.

Damn .....

Daddyslilpunkin 47F
3470 posts
12/22/2019 8:48 am

Your friend Hrothgarian is losing his ever loving mind. I checked in as Sir, and he is literally threatening violence against everyone who is commenting on his blog. He wants to kill my Sir, and is telling everyone how he is going to stay on Alt to kill us all.

Also he is convinced some guy on there sticking up for me, is me. He is insane.

You found parts of me I didn’t know existed and in you I found a love I no longer believed was real.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 8:57 am:
LOL .... Now who could have ever expected something like that from this douche?

LOL ..... you owe me BIG TIME for turning you on to this sort of entertainment. Best of Show?

Daddyslilpunkin 47F
3470 posts
12/22/2019 8:51 am

His latest missive. He is literally talking to himself on his blog:

Well, to start, I'll put a bit of it here, and continue to vacillate on whether or not to seek out "sir steven."

I am no coward, nothing near the same continent as such - I AM and HAVE DONE everything that I ever say and so much more.

In Illinois, there is a city older than Chicago, named Joliet. In said city, there is a subdivision named Preston Heights. In Preston Heights, there is a park, just down the street from the Speedway gas station. If you stand in that park and yell my name, unless I'm out (in which case, wait a few hours and try again) or fucking, I will hear, and come meet ANY MOTHERFUCKER. Ask anyone around where that Viking-looking guy is, they'll point you in the right direction and watch eagerly.

I try to avoid it for the most part, but, LOVE to fight - feels so ALIVE. However, we don't play around here, so, if you pull a weapon, better be able to use it well AND bulletproof...

Have your bitch-daddy meet me if he's got "the balls the balls." (More of your angry typoing, in case that's not clear enough to your substandard brain.)

How's that for hiding? Not "on (my) knees," and not suckered into revealing much more than the site already does... now, how about any of you & yours?

You found parts of me I didn’t know existed and in you I found a love I no longer believed was real.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 9:02 am:
you're trembling - Right?

Resorting to brawn over brains .... Not surprising.

I think a lot of people have dropped by to tell this douche what a douche he is.

Give him some directions and invite him to 'show'.

lighthouse4297 56F
1680 posts
12/22/2019 9:23 am

I know Pumkin I saw what he wrote. I figured the best way to insult his fragile ego would be for me a (sub) to dismiss him. I told him he is excused!!!. Are you surprised that he is from a shitty part of the city of Joliet???? I mean really??? He so obviously has some serious issues.... So not worth my time I have better things to be doing.... Such as cleaning my toilets although it does run along the same lines as speaking to him. But I think my toilets will win out. At least with bleach they come clean and do not smell, very unlike him I do not think anything will cure that.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 9:31 am:
Now that's FUNNY!

Gawd, I guess. If the viking douche hasn't banned you, you ought to post that on his blog.

Yeah! Well, unless you mind him inviting you to Joliet so you can fight.

If anyone can still see the viking douche's blog, has anyone made any sort of 'positive' comment to him?

Daddyslilpunkin 47F
3470 posts
12/22/2019 9:35 am

I am not surprised in the least, but I do have to say sending my Sir a skype message with that blog...and a sheepish I'm sorry was not really in my plans today. Good news is our little friend has not figured out who Sir Steven is. He has not checked out his profile or anything. LOL.

I have not been to Joliet. Just Chicago I mean really how amazing do you have to think you are that someone can go to a park and scream out a fake name on the internet and the whole community will know??? Altho I do suspect the hood may know him, as the insane guy who lives in his mom's basement. LOL

Not worth my time neither and obviously not worth Sir's. LOL poor little bugger is still doing his scrappy doo impersonation in the park...let me at 'em.

You found parts of me I didn’t know existed and in you I found a love I no longer believed was real.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 9:52 am:
That's right .... Everyone would need to know his internet name when it gets screamed.

Yeah... If they knew it, they'd probably think ... "You mean 'The Douche'?"

lighthouse4297 56F
1680 posts
12/22/2019 9:44 am

Its actually quite laughable Pumkin. I see he deleted "Into's" comments where he stood up for not only you but me. He seems to delete anything that really offends him. Rewriting history. You know sometimes its a mirror....


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 9:54 am:
Out of sight - Out of mind.

Are there any comments that haven't offended him?
That's be doubtful.....


See what a bumper sticker can do?

Who knew?

lighthouse4297 56F
1680 posts
12/22/2019 9:46 am

I would assume that he suffers from the affliction known as little man and little dick syndrome.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 9:57 am:
Maybe he's a unich?

With a small weenie.

It'd explain a lot.

Sure would.

Daddyslilpunkin 47F
3470 posts
12/22/2019 9:52 am

Yep, anything that does not support his insane view of the world gets deleted. Anyone who sees he is attacking everyone he deletes. A male who has some class, or some dignity has to go, cause it makes him look worse than he is.

He is like Honey Badger 2.0. Maybe he came to Alt for small penis humiliation but got something far worse.

You found parts of me I didn’t know existed and in you I found a love I no longer believed was real.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 10:03 am:
Just when ya think you've seen (and read) it all.

I wanna put some more nickels in him.....

lighthouse4297 56F
1680 posts
12/22/2019 10:10 am

Don't know don't care off to clean my toilets....


Plzrmeister replies on 12/22/2019 10:14 am:
Ugh .... Now I feel guilty. Mine need it too.

Whistle while you work.....


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