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Blogs > Plzrmeister > A Walking Contradiction..

Plzrmeister 67M  
2523 posts
1/17/2021 5:46 am

Last Read:
1/18/2021 3:49 pm
One Too Many Donuts

Photo & verbiage in comments.

Rock .....
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Plzrmeister 67M  
10466 posts
1/17/2021 5:52 am

 The ALT monkeys ate our last photo, so we're putting it in the comment section.

The theory being that since ALT doesn't arbitrarily delete words from comments, perhaps photos are safer here too.

Giving it the ole college try, in any event.

Maybe they just don't like being called 'monkeys'?

Think you'd make a run for it? I think the police officer would make it about a 1/2 block before you'd have to perform CPR on him.

Peanut gallery .... What say ye?

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Plzrmeister 67M  
10466 posts
1/17/2021 5:54 am

 For good measure.

An ounce of prevention .....

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InderioMinx 54F  
19841 posts
1/17/2021 7:34 am

 I agree, he wouldn't make it far. But then I'd wonder if good sense would be lost in the gasping for air and he'd pull a weapon. Sad times we are living in that I'd even think that.
Ars longa, vita brevis - Art is long, life is short


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2021 7:39 am:
I'm guessing he may be like Barney Fife and his only bullet would be in his shirt pocket.

By the time he got that unbuttoned, We'd be long gone!

drmgirl622 68F  
26122 posts
1/17/2021 7:35 am

 Lol.....I'd run for it !!


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2021 12:53 pm:
Probably one of those small towns where everyone knows everyone.

Yeah, he'd just come to your house later.

MissLadywood 51F
6195 posts
1/17/2021 7:48 am
Great picture, really made me chuckle. Thank you
Oh and i love your Wilde quote about being yourself ... always makes me smile.
Life So Short, The Craft So Long To Learn


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2021 12:54 pm:
Yeah, we may as well be ourselves.

And that goes for both of us!

Dave54321 61M
2718 posts
1/17/2021 8:28 am

 Do police not have to pass a fitness test in the US.?
I guess not judging by that photo. Certainly can't see him running
very far. I would imagine he's pretty pissed off he's had to haul himself
out of his car!


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2021 12:56 pm:
If he ever had to pass a fitness test, it must have been a long time ago.

I just wonder how he finds his dick to pee.

Yeah - It's probably been a long time since he's been able to see his hooter.

A mirror ya suppose?

olderdaddy_63 68M

1/17/2021 12:00 pm

 Should have made a run for it before he got out of the car. That had to have been a struggle itself


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2021 1:00 pm:
Yeah, getting into and off of a car has to be a challenge!

Seat back as far as possible and the steering wheel up as high as possible.

"Excuse me son, could you help me up outta this here car so I can write you a ticket?"

One never knows .....

Dreamcatcher__ 87M
7021 posts
1/17/2021 12:54 pm

 More than one too many.


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2021 1:03 pm:
Hit that nail right on the head.

Maybe he works at a bakery after hours?

meltwill2 72M  
3810 posts
1/18/2021 12:52 am

 Don’t trip, he might fall on you!!!


Plzrmeister replies on 1/18/2021 5:20 am:
Splat!!!

It hurts just thinking about it.


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