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Blogs > Plzrmeister > A Walking Contradiction..

Plzrmeister 67M  
2523 posts
9/1/2021 5:09 am

Last Read:
9/3/2021 7:01 am
What Time Is Dinner?

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Blog's therein ....
Make Women Female Again
Plzrmeister 67M  
10464 posts
9/1/2021 5:19 am

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It's much safer waiting to ask this until after she's done with the lawn and also washing the car.

Aw man .... some of the ladies on here might think we're misogynist.

Naw ... they know we've got our tongues in our cheeks.
Besides, they are supposed to mow the lawn, wash the car, do the laundry and fix dinner - Right?

Oh Fuck!!! Now you've done it! Just when we were out of hot water, you turn up the heat again Numb Nuts....

NUmb Nuts .... Here's a big Fuck You for you.

Yeah? Well Fuck You too!
Make Women Female Again


brandygirasol 55T
9434 posts
9/1/2021 6:27 am

 Mmmmmmmm that's not a WIFE that's a SLAVE


Plzrmeister replies on 9/1/2021 6:41 am:
Well, sometimes they're one and the same.

Did we forget about taking out the trash?

FCMala_H_of_A F
115 posts
9/1/2021 6:30 am

 I nearly did a spit take of coffee...thanks for the morning smile and laugh!


Plzrmeister replies on 9/1/2021 6:44 am:
Always happy to put a smile on someone's face and to elicit laughter.

We'll try harder next time to get that coffee splattered about.

pac369 64F  
12700 posts
9/1/2021 6:43 am

 I know your joking Plz... But damn, your trying to stir shit up!
~ Physical strength is measured by what we carry. Inner strength is measured by what we can bear. ~


Plzrmeister replies on 9/1/2021 6:46 am:
I figured I could ruffle a feather or two....

You're such an ass wipe....

Fuck you very much.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

drmgirl622 68F  
26119 posts
9/1/2021 8:34 am

 Well, now, a brave man today, I see


Plzrmeister replies on 9/1/2021 9:13 am:
Does she mean me or you?

You ... brave? Pfffttt ... It's gotta be me.

You're so full of sh*t .... and yourself.

And bravery....

MissLadywood 51F
6195 posts
9/1/2021 8:51 pm

 That's a very good tip

Thank you for the chuckle
Life So Short, The Craft So Long To Learn


Plzrmeister replies on 9/2/2021 5:02 am:
You're quite welcome! Glad you got a chuckle out of it.

The question is ..... Did you splatter coffee all over your computer screen?

LoverOfGaiaSub 62F  
14224 posts
9/3/2021 5:51 am

 I have never mowed grass in my entire life and will go to my grave never having pushed a lawn mower. You are a brave and funny man.


Plzrmeister replies on 9/3/2021 7:01 am:
But you're washed a car - Right?

I knew we'd get in a little hot water for being so 'cheeky' on this one. LOL


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