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Blogs > Plzrmeister > A Walking Contradiction..

Plzrmeister 67M  
2591 posts
3/21/2023 5:30 am

Last Read:
3/31/2023 5:53 am
Yellow Tree Dicks

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Plzrmeister 67M  
10560 posts
3/21/2023 5:35 am

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A new name for bananas ... I like it.

I suppose one could go with 'Yellow Tree Cocks' too. I think cock is used more frequently than dick when referring to one's penis.

Could be .... That's up to the people who see this and deep six the word bananas.

Wait .... I thought of another one. How about 'Yellow Tree Dildos'?
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rydermantel 69M
25926 posts
3/21/2023 6:15 am

 WTF


Plzrmeister replies on 3/21/2023 6:23 am:
Some new terminology choices for you.

I'm betting other people might come up with some additional choices too.

likeithot19 62M
6112 posts
3/21/2023 6:21 am

 You have to get green ones if you want them real stiff...


Plzrmeister replies on 3/21/2023 6:26 am:
Green Tree Dicks?

Yet another color option to go with cock or dildo.

brandygirasol 55T
9437 posts
3/21/2023 6:27 am

 Ha that's funny☺️


Plzrmeister replies on 3/21/2023 6:30 am:
Yeah, we thought so too.

Good to start the day with a laugh.

All4TheMistress 55M  
1587 posts
3/21/2023 6:32 am

 Like the Yellow Tree Dildos!


Plzrmeister replies on 3/21/2023 6:36 am:
I think dildos sounds better than dicks ..... Has a better 'ring' to it.

That's essentially what they are if people choose to insert them into themselves or others.

drmgirl622 68F  
26184 posts
3/21/2023 8:05 am

 I'll bet they were used in more places than nut bread and cereal


Plzrmeister replies on 3/22/2023 5:06 am:
One can only hope - Right?

'Nut' bread .... There's gotta be a joke there somewhere!

ExNameForUse 54F
5767 posts
3/21/2023 9:31 am

 My purple one would feel neglected... cant do that to him, he has been such a loyal friend


Plzrmeister replies on 3/21/2023 10:29 am:
ex has a purple banana?

No dumbass ... She's talking abut a purple dildo.

Dumbass????? Fuck you!

Nooo .... Fuck you!


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