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I'm sure we've all seen or heard some variation of this thought here on ALT at some point in time. If you ask 1,000 guys to describe their 'perfect' woman, you'd come up with 1,000 different answers, although I'd suspect there'd be some common threads. This meme isn't a bad place to start though ...... No, it's a good place to start. To be an equal opportunity employer, I know this applies to the ladies too - They too have their laundry list of the 'perfect' Dominant or submissive. Before one of you finds it necessary to point out there's no such thing as 'perfect' .... Save yourself the trouble - I know that. We're speaking in general terms here, so don't get your britches in a wad.  /COLOR]I think I'd add in being a sports fan too ... She'd enjoy watching or going to a game now and then and could speak knowledgeable on the subject. Someone who was very comfortable in her own skin is nice too ... Nothing beats confidence, which makes for a 'perfect' wingman - so to speak. Gawd, there's that perfect word again. Some people probably have beads of sweat forming on their foreheads by now .....  A baseball cap ... A lady who wears a baseball cap speaks volumes about herself in my book. It exemplifies the traits you just mentioned .... Of course we're merely a couple of backwoods hicks from flyover country, so what else would you expect of us?  Hey, got any chewing tobacco? Ooooo .... There's another desirable characteristic - She can hit a spittoon at twenty paces with a beer in one hand and an AR-15 in the other.  Let's see if that 'triggers' anyone..... Maybe I need another cup of coffee. Make Women Female Again
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perfect : )
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The illustration gave me a good chuckle!
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I find that women who like watching sports don't have the same perspective as men . . . Much like men don't have the same perspective on going to the beach as women do.
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Some claim perfect does exist, at least in the eyes of the beholder. In my experience, I'd put the odds of finding it about the same as finding a legit map of Blackbeard's buried treasure.
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Give me a woman that can make me laugh and enjoys the theater!!!
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Knowing men in my surroundings they will keep that kind of woman in a friend zone as she would be a great buddy so they would never get to the point of finding out the beauty of her dirty mind... for that other stuff they choose those less of everything mentioned in the meme...
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I agree with most of what you said, except for the spittoon. I possess a considerable amount of knowledge and skills when it comes to fixing and maintaining my car. I know how to change a tire and alternator with ease. In addition, I have replaced both the cabin air filter, which is responsible for cleaning the air that comes into the car, and the air filter on the engine, which helps to improve the car's performance and fuel efficiency. Apart from car maintenance, I am also adept at handling electrical tasks around the house. Changing out an outlet is a task that I can accomplish without any difficulty. Similarly, I have painted my entire place by myself, and I have also replaced faucets when necessary. Whenever I am working on a project, I like to listen to music to keep me motivated. The song "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone" is one that I usually hear playing in my head. Lastly, I love wearing a baseball cap, and my favorite one is the NY Yankee baseball cap. I love to joke around. I love to laugh. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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