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Mother's Day No words got randomly dropped from our last post, so perhaps it's time to start blogging the old fashioned way instead of putting the blog in a comment. In any event ... Today's the day - Mother's Day. Chances are most of us have a mother or a wife who's a mother or a who's a mother. If none of the above apply, I guess you're off the hook today. So what to get your particular 'mom' today to recognize her and all her efforts raising you and/or your and/or your grandchildren .... Being a mom is a tough job! It's almost like Valentine's Day part deaux. Is it flowers - is it candy - is it a nice dinner - or it it a combination of these and/or other options. If it's your wife we're talking about, does it end this evening with wild swinging from the chandeliers monkey sex?  Did you forget the card? You better get a card dude, or you're gonna be in deep sh*t with the wife - at a minimum. Raise your hand if you remember back in the day when Hallmark advertised their cards on TV and the gist was "When you care enough to send the very best" or something to that effect. I haven't seen one of those in many moons. I've reached the stage in life where I go to the Dollar ( $1.25 ) Store. They have Hallmark cards as a matter of course, and you can generally get them for fifty cents.  This poor guy went the flowers route and it obviously didn't go over very well.  If he's got some serious monkey sex planned for later in the day or night, he just got his marching orders. She seems a little 'frustrated' wouldn't you say?  Make Women Female Again |
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feisty
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My Mom got some nice new flowers for her grave........
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Yes, a BJ seems out of the picture.
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The illustration by Walter Molino is unmistakable. 
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'M - is for the mud flaps she gave me for my pickup truck O - is for the OIL I put on my hair T - is for T-bird H - is for Haggard E - is for eggs, and R - is for REDNECK!...' Happy Mother's Day to all the 'Redneck Mothers, Mothers who have served their sons SO WELL, he's 34 and drinkin' in a Honky Tonk, just ki_kin' Hippies asses and raisin' hell...all day!' A song written by Ray Wiley Hubbard, made famous by Ronald Clyde Crosby, aka' Jerry Jeff Walker...
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Walter Molino is an incredible Italian artist. You should really check out his work. It is actually pretty bizarre. The picture you posted is one of his more tame pieces.
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feisty  I highly recommend his work. 
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I gave my mom a bonsai Juniper plant. She loves it. I know how to find the G-Spot each and every time. There's nothing like squirting vaginal orgasms. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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