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likesmatureones 55M
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2/4/2019 5:07 pm
Tom brady dies and goes to heaven story

I heard this one on the radio and thought i'd share it.

Tom brady dies and goes to heaven. God greets tom upon his arrival and shows him where he will be living. Its a quaint small house with a faded patriot banner hanging from the window.

God sees tom is a lil upset and tells him that having a house in heaven is a big deal.

Tom looks to his left and sees a mansion. Its painted red and white. From its flag pole proudly flies the chief's banner.
Drapped over the door is a patrick mahomes' jersey. There is a huge swimming pool in the shape of an arrow head.

So tom asks God outright...sure mchomes is a great qb, but i won 6 superbowls...why is his house bigger than mine?

God looked at tom and said...

That isnt mchomes's house..it's mine

likesmatureones 55M

2/4/2019 5:08 pm


footer77 55M  
186 posts
2/4/2019 5:41 pm

 Good one. The Chief's should have been there. They are young, like the Rams and will be back next year.


col_newlife 42F

2/4/2019 7:54 pm

 wait so Tom Brady lives next door to God? Where do the archangels live? or the prophets or saints?

In a shack? drives down the home values. Clearly there is no HMA in heaven.


Aislin 39F  
8605 posts
2/5/2019 4:50 am

 Stop hating, Tom Brady is an all American white boy.
I am aroused by my own darkness and there is no cure.



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