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Being carded at the walmart when your 50..what a joke Now i wish this was a joke and that I was some sneaky 18 yrs old assclown trying to buy beer at walmarts. But i am...a mother fucking 50 yr grown old man. In this store it is their " policy" to card " anyone" buying cigarettes or booze. I shit you not. A 90 yr old would get carded!! So this lil 20 something associate tells... Me.. with my greying fucking hair and balding head That i..., need to show i.d. Huh???? I haven't been carded in 30 yrs Yep cant sell me alcohol unless I give i.d. And yep perhaps you can tell this isn't the best day to fuck with your boy the honeybadger. I said...are you fucking kidding me? Honey I have pubic hair older than her When I'm clearly not 18..I'm not..20..I'm not 30..he'll on a good day I might pass for 45. On most days im worn out and probably look 60 I'm 50!....can we atleast give a fucking 50 yr old guy a pass walmart? I mean Jesus fucking christ.,can't they tell the difference between a 20 yrs old and a 50 yr old? Let me run it down.. white hair..check. Thinning hair..to the point where you use the comb over ...................check. and you dont know your doing this until a hair stylist calls you out on this..yep happened to your boy.....so.. Check .a few wrinkles..check. ..not zack effron bodywise..check...getting to look more like adam sandler. Check... So yeah....pretty obvious im not an 18 yr trying to sneak a mother fucking beer And fyi..I'm of German heritage..I had a fucking beer when i was 5. Not playing..at 5 I was so pissed off that I actually waited to talk to a manager.. I told her that I'm never shopping at that location again. Funny other Wal-Mart's dont have this policy.. |
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6/30/2019 7:11 pm |
And no im not blaming the associate.. I worked 7 long years at a max of 8.50 an hour myself at retail. And no im not calling out the manager.. Obviously this policy is in place because someone sold alcohol to minors.. But Wal-Mart's needs to see how this pisses off the older community
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6/30/2019 7:30 pm |
I find it ironic how the younger generation is so fearful to sell an obviously older generation ...X,Y or z. I'm honestly not there to bust their balls ..I get it.. I once worked retail.. But i have white hair in my beard for christ sake.. i have white hairs in my moustache. My hair is thining badly. It's pretty fucking obvious I'm not underage
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I was in that position when I was younger myself, either take it as a compliment or get over it. Dwelling on it does no good. Let it go dude, and cut that combover OFF, just saying
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7/1/2019 4:43 am |
No you are missing the point...it literally is like throwing the baby out with the bath water. This wasn't a complement...it was their policy...card everyone..
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7/1/2019 5:24 am |
So it's their policy and you don't like it so as you already said you won't go back. Done, end of story. Maybe they thought you were younger because of the way you whined and carried on like a child. One more thing, is it possible for you to complete a paragraph without some variance of the word fuck?
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Tough crowd.
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