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no Sir, I don't like it Sometimes you think you have it bad because one particular thing is so intense, so severe, so over-the-top fucking your life up on a daily basis that you truly believe it couldn’t possibly be any worse. Then you move to Vancouver, WA and decide to be roommates with the female equivalent of yourself (but also completely batshit nutso on top of that) and come to realize there are many layers of hell, and you’ve actually ascended to yet another one. Here are my list of things I am not so thrilled with in my current living situation: - creeping down the hall in order to avoid setting off the dogs - keeping the volume low on my television, or rushing to turn it down when a movie hits a loud moment - can’t play my acoustic<b> guitar </font></b>at regular volume, or just anytime I feel the urge - if I listen to music it has to be low, so as not to disturb - the dogs erupt at the sight of birds, squirrels, people across the street, “things” in the backyard in the middle of the night, me as I come in the door, go out the door, make my way down the hall to go to the bathroom… - going outside to smoke a bowl - the need to walk to the other side of house to go to the bathroom - the house is always cold - there is still traffic noise outside to contend with, it’s just more subdued - roommate is repulsed by the smell of most of the things I cook, so we have to schedule it so she is either busy outside, gone to work, or planning on being gone for a few hours - not allowed to film anywhere in the house except my bedroom, and bathroom The list could probably go on, but why bother? I’m not exactly complaining here, just coming to the realization that by moving from Woodburn I did not put myself in a better, healthier situation. It makes my recent purchase of land all the more important, because were I forced to stay here too much longer I think I’d start to get seriously depressed and angry again. No more of that for me please. |
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