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Blogs > MotleyMoxie > Fairy Musings and Elven Magick

MotleyMoxie 48F
89 posts
4/8/2018 7:38 am
Sage Advice from your Fairy Friend

It's early and your fabulous little miss Moxie hasn't had coffee yet, so just one piece of sage advice

Do not ever try anal bleaching. There is just something not right when you are paying some one else to put a caustic chemical on your cornholio. I mean really....brazillians are bad enough ladies and gents, and I'd rather be rescued from a deserted Island after 10 years with no razors and be able to braid my crotch hair than wax ONCE. (Which I've done and BDSM/kinky or not I nearly smacked a Buffy the Blonde Wax Witch in the taters.)

So, anal bleaching. Right up there with just as weird as chocolate molds of your butthole.

Yes, it's true. Trust me, don't google that either

tata taters
the fabulous little miss Moxie

ps
if someone turned you down as not intersted and then checks your profile 20 times a day, does that count as weird or is that "Where ever you go, what ever you do, I'll be right here waiting for you"<b> stalker </font></b>song creepy? (Yes, Peter Gabriel oh God of song lyrics and cheesy 80s movie theme songs, you're a creeper)


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