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Candy... I saw a post which said the writer was like a in a candy store... He was obviously new but thought this response was appropriate ... ,,,,,,,,, Hmmm ok let’s go with the candy analogy... 99% of the candy is fake...it looks real,but is not...you will be encouraged to buy the candy on the basis of a visual look only...when you come to collect,it isn’t there..has NEVER been there .Sometimes you will be asked to have the candy flown to you,it will never arrive . ( The candy will almost certainly be in an African country you will not have heard of) The pictures of the candy you are seeing have been shown to many many MANY people...usually men...for as long as some of us have been here.It will look so perfect you might say it’s model candy. You will be told the candy is just down your street...available within close proximity..usually a town in the uk called Aldershot which,if the amount of women who claim to live there were true,would make Sodom and Gomorrah look like Celebration in Florida.. Sometimes the candy being sold is inadvertently purchased by other candy,which must make for interesting reading and a sort of continuous loop which threatens the space time continuum . Candy is bad for you,it is certainly bad for your bank balance which will take a serious turn for the worse if you attempt to buy it. People( men) think that it is possible to obtain candy without going through all the tiresome things that you used to have to do to obtain candy...like going to a bar or discotheque ,perhaps buying a drink or paying for a meal,engaging in witty banter and generally behaving like adults ,rather frequenting a sleazy sex site pretending to be an alternative life style experience... People(men)...hmm seems like there is a pattern emerging here....believe that young slim attractive candy have an insatiable desire to hook up with old balding ugly men.They don’t...That doesn’t happen in real life unless you have a private yacht and it’s never going to happen on a sleazy sex site where the proportion of old ugly men to young beautiful REAL women is something in the region of 100,000 1... My advice is work hard and some day perhaps you will be able afford a private yacht...like me.....( that’s a joke by the way...but if it gets me a meet then fuck it ) |
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Boggles2001 58M View my blog 215 posts View my blog 10/26/2020 11:47 pm Add a comment Quote | Respond Hmmm ok let’s go with the candy analogy... 99% of the candy is fake...it looks real,but is not...you will be encouraged to buy the candy on the basis of a visual look only...when you come to collect it isn’t there..has NEVER been there .Sometimes you will be asked to pay to have the candy flown to you,it will never arrive . ( The candy will almost certainly be in an African country you will not have heard of) The pictures of the candy you are seeing have been shown to many many MANY people...usually men...for as long as some of us have been here.It will look so perfect you might say it’s model candy. You will be told the candy is just down your street...available within close proximity..usually a town in the uk called Aldershot which,if the amount of women who claim to live there were true,would make Sodom and Gomorrah look like Celebration in Florida.. Sometimes the candy being sold is inadvertently purchased by other candy,which must make interesting reading and a sort of continuous loop which threatens the space time continuum . Candy is bad for you,it is certainly bad for your bank balance which will take a serious turn for the worse if you attempt to buy it. People( men) think that it is possible to obtain candy without going through all the tiresome things that you used to have to do to obtain candy...like going to a bar or discotheque ,perhaps buying a drink or paying for a meal,engaging in witter banter and generally behaving like adults ,rather frequenting a sleazy sex site pretending to be an alternative life style experience... People(men)...hmm seems like there is a pattern emerging here.believe that young slim attractive candy have an insatiable desire to hook up with old balding ugly men.They don’t...That doesn’t happen in real life unless you have a private yacht and it’s never going to happen on a sleazy sex site where the proportion of old ugly men to young beautiful REAL women is something in the region of 1000000 to 1... My advice is to work hard and some day perhaps you will be able to afford a private yacht...like me....( that’s a joke by the way...but if it gets me a meet then fuck it )
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4/30/2022 3:34 am |
the trouble with candy is most of them have to much sugar or they are to small and don't last as long as you want them to. some candy turns out to be sour and not go for you John
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