Happy Birthday to me
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Posted:May 25, 2021 3:39 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 7:50 am 2553 Views
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Happy Birthday to me!
All I want for my birthday is to find my female submissive. I need her and she needs me. Where is Mrs. ClimaxHer? My birthday wish is to find her. My new house has plenty of room for Mrs. ClimaxHer, once I find her.
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Saint Patrick's Day miracle
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Posted:Mar 17, 2021 5:39 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 7:50 am 2669 Views
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Did you hear about the Saint Patrick's Day miracle?
An Irishman walked past his neighborhood pub.
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Chatroom greetings
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Posted:Feb 17, 2021 4:18 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2021 6:16 am 3440 Views
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With the recent record setting cold spell, America has set many records for cold weather. It is so cold in Texas, the wind turbines are frozen, so homes don't have electricity! It is so cold in the lower 48 states, that when I enter the chatrooms, I enter with the following greeting: " G G G G G Good morning" !
MTV asks their males guests that famous question "Boxers or briefs?" It is so cold, I'm wearing BOTH ! !
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Soup-er-bowl soup
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Posted:Feb 7, 2021 7:22 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2021 6:16 am 3305 Views
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To avoid a copywrite lawsuit, I cannot call today's pot of soup "Super Bowl Soup", so I have to place hyphens between the puns.
This morning, I made a huge pot of soup. Boneless pork, chopped into fine pieces. Two golden sweet potatoes. Box of mushrooms. Frozen mixed vegetables. Okra in tomato sauce. Diced tomatoes. Green beans. Canned corn. Head of cabbage. Green pepper, seeds removed. Add two cans of extra stout "Bock" beer. Add two cans of V8 vegetable juice. Add onions, garlic, black pepper, and cinnamon. (NO salt). One can of low sodium black beans.
Boil for minutes, turn off heat, place lid on top of soup pot. Wait one hour. My new house smells like meat and beer vegetable soup. After two hours of sitting, it should be fully cooked.
This is the first pot of soup that I have cooked in my new house. I found my soup pots yesterday in the basement, so I'll celebrate today with a pot of soup !
All I need now is a middle aged female submissive to share my pot of soup with. Where is Mrs. ClimaxHer? I need her and she needs me.
The search for Mrs. ClimaxHer resumes....
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Vaccine joke
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Posted:Jan 31, 2021 8:29 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 7:50 am 2847 Views
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If a person gets their vaccine shot in their butt, can you call that shot a "ButtaFucia"?
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Goodbye Elisbeth
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Posted:Jan 28, 2021 6:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2021 12:52 pm 3352 Views
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Goodbye Elisbeth. A fond farewell you, my dear and trusted friend. You passed away in January of 2019, and I buried you several days later. Your blog was one blog that I watched. "Simply Old School BDSM" also had your blog posted, even though you had passed away.
This morning, I discovered that Alt has deleted your blog. exactly two years since you passed away and I buried you. I suppose that a good time delete your blog, second anniversary of your passing.
Elisbeth, we met here at Alt. You moved Louisville be with . We had several wonderful years together. You moved away, thinking that others could take better care of you. You moved back here to Louisville, to be close to . Last, you moved small town of Somerset KY. You were much safer there, and public transportation was much better there. You would not want to be in downtown Louisville today, because the rioters have destroyed downtown. Businesses and restaurants are all boarded : plywood over windows and glass doors keep rioters and looters out. I'm glad that you did not have see damage that rioters have done.
Elisbeth, you would have loved my new home. My new home is twice as large as my old house. Plus, my house payment is much smaller. My utility bill is larger: I have a much MUCH larger house heat and cool. If you were still alive, you would have your own bedroom. If you were alive, you would love go out rear screened porch. My new home a huge improvement over my old home.
Elisbeth, thanks for memories. I learned a lot from you. You angel collection displayed in my new home. Your candles are over my new house. Your TV in my bedroom. gifts that you gave are proudly displayed in formal Living Room, Dining Room china cabinet, and rear Family Room bookcase. bondage toys are in my closet, out of sight. memories of you will last until I pass away. Now that your blog has been deleted, I won't see your picture when I log on Alt. members of "Old School BDSM" will no longer view your picture as a group member. Deletion on second anniversary of your passing a very appropriate time delete your membership profile and personal blog. I agree with deletion, exactly two years after I buried you in Somerset.
Elisbeth, enjoy your rest. I deserve a good, long rest. You had a great deal of pain in this life, and now you are from pain. You have "earned your angel wings". I miss you. I wish that you were still alive, you would LOVE my new house. But, I will see you other side, when I join you......
Farewell, my friend. Fond farewell.
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Home Port
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Posted:Dec 25, 2020 2:15 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2021 12:33 pm 2348 Views
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Every airplane has it's home airport. Each and every journey that airplane takes begins at that home airport, and ends at that same home airport.
Every ship has it's "Home Port". That is where the ship rests. It is home. The Captain goes to his home. The crew go to their homes. Then the ship gets their orders, the crew arrives, the Captain arrives, the ship prepares, then the ship departs. It goes to it's destination, then returns to it's "Home Port". Every journey begins and ends at the "Home Port".
My "Home Port" is the Kentucky/Tennessee room. I also visit Ohio, Great Lakes, and South chatrooms. Louisville Kentucky is the intersection of North/South. The Lobby also is a frequent hangout.
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Canine quaratine
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Posted:Dec 24, 2020 3:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2021 4:33 am 2139 Views
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Bad joke. Joke of the Year 2020.
The World Health Organization, W.H.O., is concerned that the corona virus will spread dogs. Therefore, they have ordered that dogs be quarantined for 14 days keep them safe from the new virus.
15 days from today, dogs can be released from quarantine.
Then we can sing "W.H.O. let the dogs out?"
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Santa Clause has no
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Posted:Dec 23, 2020 2:09 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 7:50 am 2086 Views
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WHY does Santa Clause not have ?
He only cums once a year.
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BDSM Disney World
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Posted:Dec 23, 2020 3:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2021 10:00 am 2165 Views
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Alt is the Disney World of BDSM. There are several kingdoms to explore here. Every 90 degree turn reveals another huge kingdom to explore. It takes a full month to explore each and every nook and cranny at Disney World. Alt is the BDSM Disney World: There are several kingdoms to explore here. It will take years for one person to see all of Alt. Each day reveals something new.
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