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Heteroflexible K

The almost completely, quite possibly totally true tales of a heteroflexible male.

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Title Posted Comments Last Comment
dishonesty from step one
Jul 12 1:50 am
words I use, that I'll bet you don't - 1
Jul 11 11:44 pm
good morning! - (July 11th, 2021)
Jul 11 10:26 pm
considering the alternatives
Jul 11 12:32 am
good morning! - (July 10th, 2021)
Jul 10 9:58 pm
Dear Lessthan
Jul 9 10:31 pm
HD cd
Jul 8 11:24 pm
pussy whipped
Jul 8 10:11 pm
the female version
Jul 8 1:33 am
unappreciated
Jul 7 11:52 pm
good morning! - (July 7th, 2021)
Jul 7 10:51 pm
retirement plan - 2
Jul 6 10:51 pm
fuck your 4th (revisited)
Jul 6 12:50 am
get the fudge out
Jul 5 11:01 pm
real break movies
Jul 5 2:49 am
fuck your 4th of July
Jul 5 1:07 am
a charge in my battery for a recharge in hers
Jul 4 1:06 am
a well-earned reprieve
Jul 3 11:16 pm
what the fuck?
Jul 3 2:15 am
resolutions progress report (June 2021)
Jul 2 2:27 am
good morning! - (July 1st, 2021)
Jul 2 12:54 am
one (reminder) for the road
Jul 1 12:10 am
good morning! - (June 30th, 2021)
Jun 30 10:53 pm
oh give me a (naked) home
Jun 30 2:18 am
no pride without adversity?
Jun 29 11:07 pm
good morning! - (June 29th, 2021)
Jun 29 10:32 pm
they understand my frustration
Jun 28 11:22 pm
good morning! - (June 28th, 2021)
Jun 28 10:33 pm
be cool, bro
Jun 28 9:35 am
"Chicken People"
Jun 28 2:17 am
not fit for human interaction
Jun 27 11:51 pm
good morning! - (June 27th, 2021)
Jun 27 10:44 pm
not down with the sickness
Jun 27 12:00 am
good morning! - (June 26th, 2021)
Jun 26 11:15 pm
workplace sexual hijinks
Jun 26 12:16 am
the porn rebellion
Jun 25 10:57 pm
it's so hot...
Jun 25 9:27 pm
"the Drunkard's Walk"
Jun 25 1:48 am
(not so) good morning! - (June 24th, 2021)
Jun 24 9:56 pm
inflation? Covid? gouging?
Jun 24 3:07 am
cats, cops and cooking
Jun 23 11:40 pm
(still) funny is a Family Guy
Jun 23 1:58 am
genuine, likely unwarranted, paranoia
Jun 22 11:52 pm
good morning! - (June 22nd, 2021)
Jun 22 10:26 pm
nap time - 31
Jun 22 5:47 am
mouthcial
Jun 22 1:42 am
a tittle, nittles, an F-hole and lunt
Jun 22 12:21 am
not pandering just trying to entertain
Jun 21 11:31 pm
good morning! - (June 21st, 2021)
Jun 21 10:24 pm
booooo? boo!
Jun 21 1:51 am
they go down
Jun 20 11:48 pm
escape from Woodburn
Jun 20 11:26 pm
good morning! - (June 20th, 2021)
Jun 20 10:37 pm
"Ong Bak" Tony Jaa
Jun 20 12:47 am
suspended, unregistered, stolen, recklessly young...
Jun 19 11:50 pm
good morning! - (June 19th, 2021)
Jun 19 10:44 pm
weigh-in w/pictures
Jun 19 2:00 am
it's a hoot
Jun 19 1:49 am
cat something fever
Jun 19 12:25 am
good morning! - (June 18th, 2021)
Jun 18 9:09 pm
it's electrifying!
Jun 18 2:31 am
spectacle vs. story
Jun 17 9:53 pm
not a damn thing!
Jun 17 8:51 pm
good morning! - (June 16th, 2021)
Jun 16 11:47 pm
"these scars"
Jun 16 12:06 am
good morning! - (June 15th, 2021)
Jun 15 10:32 pm
plea for help - brief version
Jun 15 5:13 am
that dang inferiority complex
Jun 15 2:02 am
masturbation as a job, and as a reward
Jun 14 10:47 pm
quit that, right now
Jun 14 12:31 am
burned out, but didn't fade away
Jun 13 10:58 pm
stop trying to scare me
Jun 13 12:50 am
gay straight bi whatever
Jun 13 12:12 am
fuksheet
Jun 12 2:55 am
some good, some bad, some ugly
Jun 12 12:40 am
nap time - 30
Jun 11 6:42 am
bits and pieces and bits and pieces and
Jun 11 3:11 am
creamy or chunky?
Jun 10 1:25 am
too many to list
Jun 10 12:30 am
clusterf*cked
Jun 8 11:46 pm
quim, hooha, slit, gash
Jun 8 2:53 am
"Alien Invasion"? Not on my watch!
Jun 8 2:19 am
something lost in translation?
Jun 7 10:25 pm
good morning! - (June 7th, 2021)
Jun 7 9:53 pm
nap time - 29
Jun 7 7:44 am
resolutions progress report (May 2021)
Jun 7 3:14 am
soundbite identified
Jun 6 9:43 pm
good morning! - (June 6th, 2021)
Jun 6 8:44 pm
my god, it's full of stars
Jun 6 4:47 am
pricks
Jun 6 1:36 am
cheated out of my cheat day
Jun 5 11:18 pm
good morning! - (June 5th, 2021)
Jun 5 10:26 pm
nap time - 28
Jun 5 10:42 am
going down...
Jun 4 11:42 pm
good morning! - (June 4th, 2021)
Jun 4 8:37 pm
retirement plan
Jun 4 12:44 am
good morning! - (June 3rd, 2021)
Jun 3 11:07 pm
nap time - 27
Jun 3 10:30 am
a one-armed paper hanger in an ass-kicking contest
Jun 3 2:51 am
tofuldo? tofildo?
Jun 2 1:38 am
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