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A Walking Contradiction..

He's a walking contradiction - Partly truth and partly fiction .....

Moving
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Mother's Day
Posted:May 12, 2024 4:42 am
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No words got randomly dropped from our last post, so perhaps it's time to start blogging the old fashioned way instead of putting the blog in a comment. In any event ... Today's the day - Mother's Day. Chances are most of us have a mother or a wife who's a mother or a who's a mother. If none of the above apply, I guess you're off the hook today.

So what to get your particular 'mom' today to recognize her and all her efforts raising you and/or your and/or your grandchildren .... Being a mom is a tough job! It's almost like Valentine's Day part deaux. Is it flowers - is it candy - is it a nice dinner - or it it a combination of these and/or other options. If it's your wife we're talking about, does it end this evening with wild swinging from the chandeliers monkey sex?

Did you forget the card? You better get a card dude, or you're gonna be in deep sh*t with the wife - at a minimum. Raise your hand if you remember back in the day when Hallmark advertised their cards on TV and the gist was "When you care enough to send the very best" or something to that effect. I haven't seen one of those in many moons. I've reached the stage in life where I go to the Dollar ( $1.25 ) Store. They have Hallmark cards as a matter of course, and you can generally get them for fifty cents.

This poor guy went the flowers route and it obviously didn't go over very well. If he's got some serious monkey sex planned for later in the day or night, he just got his marching orders. She seems a little 'frustrated' wouldn't you say?

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