In the mood for a little joke?
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Posted:Mar 18, 2007 9:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2007 8:22 pm 5712 Views
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Every day, a male coworker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that
her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to the supervisor of the personnel department, and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you that your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
I needed a silly smile today.
Good luck sweet!
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If you're looking for a $ value...this ain't it!
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Posted:Mar 13, 2007 9:00 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2014 8:25 pm 5894 Views
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I have so many friends who are scared, hurting, and/or anxious right now. Several different people with so many different reasons and yet all ache the same to my heart.
To my beloved darlings........
I send you all of the: peace, support, love, caring, hugs, wishes, thoughts, hope, healing, and magic that your hearts can hold.
A special gift, from my heart to yours! 
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ACCEPT IT DAMN IT
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Posted:Mar 12, 2007 9:02 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2012 9:26 pm 5907 Views
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I worked my frustrated ass off making one lousy bling icon. I finally gave up on # 2.
I have gifted it to all of my known friends and a couple of others that I hope will soon be friends.
So friggin accept it will ya????
hehehe, I hi-jacked some from MrM, hisfetish, and boytoy2001.
Just cuz ya aren't offerin don't mean I ain't a takin'! 
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Can I point out.....
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 10:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2012 10:59 am 5824 Views
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BEFORE you can bounce back, you have to fall.
You may not see anything on the way down, but the view on the journey back up is a beaut!
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Looking over my last couple of posts,
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 9:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2012 11:17 am 4811 Views
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and seeing the responses there, I realized........
I have seriously reaped the cream of the comedic crop here at alt.
What a group of characters!
Most are damn good people and friends too!
Thanks for being so wonderfully you!
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Last thing tonight I promise
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 12:42 am
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2012 11:00 am 5873 Views
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Ya know how some people import fine wines or chocolates to please their discriminating tastes?
Well, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm importing a man.
Apparently it's an 18-20 week turn around time, but I gotta say....the pics look absolutely delicious! 
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Have I mentioned.........
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 12:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2014 8:35 am 4620 Views
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that I gave up BLONDES for lent? 
Now, with daylight savings time moving up 3 weeks, I get to see even more of them per day, then I did last week.
Oh. goodie. 
Give me strength! 
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Ya know what cracks me up?
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Posted:Mar 9, 2007 10:01 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2014 8:36 am 5477 Views
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When I get winks and emails from people in other countries that don't speak english.
I can't speak or read any other languages....well I can do a bit of polish and italian from my grandmothers, but other than that.....Just english and a smattering of spanish.
Unfortunately, all the spanish I know, came from either Sesame Street or the street corner, so neither one would be much help around here.
Although now that I think about it.........
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