Whether I should or not.........
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Posted:Sep 10, 2006 8:24 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 9:26 pm 8580 Views
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Some people don't know how important it is that they exist.
Some people don't know how good it is just to know them.
Some people don't know how comforting their smile is.
Some people don't know how good it feels to be near them.
Some people don't know how much poorer we would be without them.
Some people don't know that they are like Heaven's gift to us.
They would know if we told them.. . . . . I received this beautiful saying as spam and have kept it in my heart for several years. I have rarely found people special enough to send it to. This week, it went to pam and I'll also post it here.............
for alan because he too makes my world a nicer place!
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That'll teach ya to lie!
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Posted:Sep 9, 2006 9:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 9:26 pm 8029 Views
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her and quickly dismounts, worried about what her has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The asks, "Mommy, what were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
hehehe
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No my dear, you're not crazy.......
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Posted:Sep 9, 2006 8:10 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2007 11:18 pm 7395 Views
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you're just an exception to the norm! . . . . . Isn't that just the coolest thing?
My buddy B sent me that as a reply when I stated that I must be nuts, since I seem to be the only one who doesn't want a different partner every night, but instead am looking for a steady playmate to enjoy. . . . . He is sooooooooo the best!
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last night...
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Posted:Sep 8, 2006 9:14 pm
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2011 3:18 am 8257 Views
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I had incredible sex on my back porch in the moonlight!
God, I love this time of year!
Almost as much as I love men in tight, faded levis and white T shirts!
HOT DAMN
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Sooo missed the "get laid" tonight boat
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Posted:Sep 6, 2006 9:52 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2012 10:48 pm 8243 Views
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I joined A F F yesterday evening to view 1 profile of a guy I've been chatting with.
Within 5 hrs (and my profile hadn't been approved for all but 1 of them) I had 527 views, 18 winks and 16 emails.
Hot damn...mommas buying trojan stock and hittin the town!
See ya next week....if I can walk.
Okay, I'm not really...almost all of 'em are married. I just wish......sigh........
I made that exception for one guy and one guy only. I don't let myself think about it yet (okay actually, I beat it into bloody submission on a daily basis when it rears it's ugly head), but I know I will eventually.
He was sooooooo worth every minute of it.
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crazy, sexy, cool
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Posted:Sep 5, 2006 7:55 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2014 8:20 pm 8434 Views
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Yeah I DO love hot blonds with multiple personality disorder, wickedly sharp humor-us's, and totally fashionable eyewear. Wanna make something of it?!?
SO anyway.........
One of my favorite bloggers orderup has asked some questions.
I know all of us think about these things occasionally (okay, usually when our "other" has completely pissed us off....."I would turn over a mountain for him but he's to dumb to see it"....or we've just had mind blowing and thigh numbing sex....OMG, he IS God!)
But check out his post [post 180459] and answer honestly, immediately, and from your gut. FIRST answer only. It is not a deep, meaningful change your life post. What it is instead, is a short, thoughtful live your life post.
Obviously using your current situation is best, but if there's a shadow haunting your past....it may do well here too.
Good luck and.....
if you ever figure out what ennui means...shoot me an email on the sly would ya?
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Good, bad, ugly, and OMG
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Posted:Sep 4, 2006 7:48 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 9:25 pm 11607 Views
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I think this week I'm gonna start adding up some #'s and ya know what??????????
Fuck it....I'm namin names!
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Oh Lord, ain't it the truth!
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Posted:Sep 4, 2006 7:18 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2014 8:18 pm 10585 Views
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Two Eagles, an old Indian chief, sat in his hut on the reservation smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
One US official said to Chief Two Eagles, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the two government officials for over a minute, and then he calmly replied:
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting & fishing, All night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled before he added,
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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It was a long day, still fussing bout work
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Posted:Sep 3, 2006 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2006 9:37 pm 11519 Views
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A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part ofour team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard,and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooooo, you had to go and eat someone they would miss!"
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