Pornographic Pussy Craft
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Posted:Mar 29, 2020 3:02 am
Last Updated:Aug 26, 2022 12:35 pm 6289 Views
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Learning your ABC's and working out what each letter stood for became simpler thanks to French artist Joseph Apoux (1846-1910). In 1880, Apoux gave the world of educational karma sutra his Pornographic Alphabet. This theme would be later updated in 1971 with a flesh and bone people in a naked human alphabet for Avant Garde Magazine.
Merci Beaucoup Monsieur Apoux
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ABC - Jackson Five
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Saturday's Not All Hair Bands Suck Playlist
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Posted:Mar 28, 2020 3:41 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2020 4:39 am 6443 Views
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My phone rang last night and it was an old boyfriend from the late eighties. You may know their hair band from that time period, Firehouse (Look up on the utube and you'll remember them). I was fronting a band called Marshall Law (not on utube thank god) and met him at Battle of the Bands competition. It was like hearing a ghost from my past. He was home from being on tour and thought of me, how nice. I have to admit I had not thought of him but once in a blue moon whenever a flyer would land in my email.
This call put me in a time travel mode and I awoke this morning with eighties rock playing in my head to start my day. Contrary to what most may think, there were actually some amazing tunes that came out of that generally talent challenged era. Granted not any of Firehouse's tunes made my list, but then I got bored of Michael's songs after hours of band room nights
So this morning, I am dusting off some of the goodies and sharing them.
Have any suggestions for the list? Please feel free to add below.
Saturday 80's Flashback Vinyl
Promises In The Dark- Pat Benatar
Little Suzi - Tesla
Star - The Cult
Get It On - Kingdom Come
Fly Me Courageous - Drivin' and Cryin'
Down On Me - Jackyl
In The Mood - Robert Plant
Smooth Up In Ya - Bulletboys
Cult of Personality - Living Colour
Blow My Fuse - KIX
Rock Me - Great White
No One Like You - Scorpions
Where Have All The Good Times Gone - Van Halen
Fly To The Angels - Slaughter
Hmmmm, do you notice a trend in those titles?
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Beware of the Locals
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Posted:Mar 26, 2020 5:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2020 8:51 am 6660 Views
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She traversed down these roads everyday since most people lived farther out from the valley of town. The road twists and curves in hairpin shapes that wind around mountains as old as time. You never knew what you would run across o.n these roads. She had seen an abundance of wildlife including wild turkeys, deer, groundhogs and the occasional bear. But she saw humans rarely, and she liked that. Hell, sometimes you lost the lines in the road, or pavement for that matter, when it would just stop and you were on a gravel road in the middle of nowhere.
She had grown to love not only the beauty of where she lived, but the strange people that resided there as well. There is a tribal demeanor they had t.o have since they mistrust the outside world full of technology and t.o them, useless things.
This land of cattle and sheep farmers was not exactly made of your computer geniuses out of silicon valley. Manufacturing had long forsaken them, as had their own . The returned for holidays, funerals, and the occasional sick relative before returning t.o their city homes.
She had thought volunteering for the community Haunted House would be a gracious thing t.o do and she would likely meet more folks t.o make possible friends with. So she hauled the big black case of makeup with her in the back seat and sped t.o her destination in the small village.
The old abandoned rock school sat at the edge of town, long since left for a newer more modern version. She whipped into the parking space and turned off everything before exiting the vehicle and stepping out onto the gravel parking lot.
There was a gathering of a couple teenagers and an older fellow with bright ginger hair outside the school building so she stopped to introduce herself and get direction to the dressing room. She introduced herself with a clear professional tone, "Hi there! My name is Hannah and I am here to do the makeup for the actors."
She shook the teens hands as they reached out to shake her hand and then she waited for the gentleman to speak. After an awkward silence she repeated a little louder, ""Hi there! My name is Hannah and I am here to do the makeup. What was your name? I apologize for not catching it."
The hillbilly man spit his tobacco out the side of his mouth and with a sneer he snipped, "I ain't got no name"
She was taken aback but after a silence that was awkward, she said, "Well, alright then, no name, nice to meet you"
And she turned and walked toward the building. The one ran up behind her and said as he tried to keep up with her, "I'm sorry bout that, gosh I hate when they do that to someone"
She stopped and looked at him and in her sweet southern drawl she said, "That's alright honey, I;m going to keep coming back and eventually he will speak to me or else he can stick it where the sun doesn't shine." She smiled and the laughed.
It turns out that the people have a resolve most would be amazed at. She returns every year and the red haired hillbilly still hasn't spoken in eight year's time...
I reckon the only thing more stubborn than a hillbilly is my ol' hound dog.
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Fuck Me Up - Pokey LaFarge
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Name That Movie - Brain Teaser
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Posted:Mar 25, 2020 6:33 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2020 3:15 am 6852 Views
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Stay at home! Here’s a little something t.o entertain you folks!
GUESS THE MOVIE
1. ☕ 💎💎💎 2. 🔕 🐑 🐑 🐑 3. 👦 👧 🌂 👜 🇬🇧 4. 👨💬🐴 5. 👮 📮👴📝 6. 🍅 🍅 ✳ 🍳 7. 💭📝👘 8. 👨👨 ⛺ 🗻 9. 👮 🚘 👵 🌼 10. 🔎🐠 11. 💏 ⭕ ❄ 1.2 . 🐦🐦🐦🐦📄1.3 . 👽☝📞🏠 1.4. 🔫🔍👨🎩1.5 . 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻😎1.6 . ✳ 👹 😺 🐴 1.7. 👳 📺 💵 💵 18. 🍔 🍟 👨 🚑 19. 🐭 🚗 20. 💰 🏃💨 21. 🎓 👄 22. 🎨 💰 23. 🎥 🏃 🌲🌲 24. 🕑 🕒 🕓 🕔 25. 🌴 🐒 👨 26. 👴 💍💍 27. 👀 👅 👂 ✋ 👃 6⃣ 28. 🎈🏡 👴 👦 29. 📩 💑 30. 🎶 🇫🇷 😩 😂 31. 👫 🔫 🔫 32. 🐻 ❤ 🍻 » 🚬 33. 🛀🔪 34. ⏰📆⏰📆⏰📆⏰📆 35. 🚶🏃✈️ 36. 😈👗👠 37. 👴👵❤ 38. 👦 👐 ✂ ✂ 39. 🌗 💑 🐺 40. 😄😄😢😢 41. 💍💍💍💍💀 42. 👻 👻 🔫 43. 🔓👀 44. 🇬🇧👆🌄👇🗻 45. 😌 😠 👺 46. 🌊 👈 47. 💻 💊 48. 💃🐺🐺 49. ☁☁☁🐵🐵☁☁☁ 50. 🚲 🚲 ☀ 51. 📬 🚪💥 ✊✊ 52. 👟👞👡👠👢 53. 🔓🐬 54. 💩💃 55. 🐦 🔫 56. 🍂🍁🗽 57. 👇👳 58. 🚶☁☁☁ 59. 👦 🍞 🍷 60. 👳 🚣 🐅
I’ll start...number 48. Dances with wolves
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The Weight of Ownership
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Posted:Mar 24, 2020 8:59 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2023 11:58 pm 6655 Views
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“You think because he doesn’t love you, that you are worthless. You think that because he doesn’t want you anymore that he is right — that his judgement and opinion of you are correct. If he throws you out, then you are garbage. You think he belongs to you because you want to belong to him. Suppose you did own him. Could you really love somebody who was absolutely nobody without you? You really want somebody like that? Somebody who falls apart when you walk out the door? You don’t, do you? And neither does he. You’re turning over your whole life to him. Your whole life, girl. And if it means so little to you that you can just give it away, hand it to him, then why should it mean any more to him? He can’t value you more than you value yourself.”~ Toni Morrison
Ownership is thrown around like litter on the street every day. The pit fall is that unqualified fakes love to use it at will. Take a moment and realize you rarely hear it from a Master because he feels the enormity of ownership.The responsibility is a lot to ask of someone. So his/her gift to the submissive/slave is to be a responsible owner.
A submissive seeks to give up their autonomy but with stipulations, and by the very nature of this thing we do, that comes with immense amounts of trust. Being a slave, the very nature of that label in a relationship means you completely give up autonomy, with trust that should be built as well. These two positions by their very nature lend to placing yourself, not just your body, in the hands of whom you submit to. And if it doesn't work out, it can lend for some intense emotions on both sides of the fence
A good Dom will not take that given autonomy for granted. The responsibility and handling it for the submissive with effective leadership to build them up is the goal. Their autonomy should not be accepted without full knowledge of the weight of his/her decisions and how they affect his/her submissive/slave. The Master should have and show empathy for the submissive, consideration for the sub/slave's emotional well being, and a moment of humility to recognize he/she may not know everything.
It has been my experience that those Dominants who harbor insecurities and fractures in their moral compass and character can be dangerous indeed. Here, they have complete autonomy relinquished to them, and they are too busy feeding their narcissistic needs for more adoration. I am also told there is a time when every good Dom finds himself in a quandary about how much pain to dole out and if he is being too sadistic for being considered humane. So it's an internal struggle that should give them a healthy dose of restraint.
Beyond that, if you are in a relationship that is leaving you feeling fractured, neglected, and/or abused, you need to communicate with someone. Talk and let out all those emotions, don't just stuff them down inside and accept your treatment as the norm. Remember that you are a beautiful human being who needs love as well as your sexual desires met and sometimes we need a steam gauge to let out our frustrations and learn how to cope with them better in the future.
You can find kink friendly counselors online.
Therapy Den is a kink friendly site for sexual positivism through counseling
NCSF (national coalition sexual freedom) have a list of kink aware therapists
It is a fine line to walk and I am not advocating considering consensual play as abuse. There's enough of that shit going around too.
Narcissism doesn't just dwell on one side of the coin, by any means.
My hope is that all of you love yourselves through this stressful time of quarantines and viruses, when being cooped up and stressors can cause tempers to flare
Stay Safe, Sane, and Consensual
Song to play with this post
I Don't Care Anymore - Phil Collins
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What it Means to Love...
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Posted:Mar 23, 2020 7:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2022 3:28 pm 11202 Views
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For those who think I lead a magical life – well, sometimes it is magical. But it never lasts. There will always be new horrors and nightmares just remind that nothing is permanent. Good or bad, everything changes.
Sometimes the truth is scarier than the lies we tell ourselves.
Sometimes, the lies are more comforting at the beginning…a temporal relief, because we are not prepared t.o face the truth.
Sometimes, hell is the “bed” we make for ourselves.
These days, I'd rather be hurt by the truth, than be consoled by the lies.
How did I become so strong? – well, the truth is, I didn’t choose t.o become strong. Sometimes, there is no other choice. When being strong is the only choice, then we learn just how strong we can really be. But it does not mean that we will not get tested as time goes on. It does not mean that we will no longer need t.o struggle. As I have said many times, the battle is an on-going affair – into greater depths, and heights. We will not know until it is all done.
So, as I lick my wounds and count my blessings, I remain grateful and hopeful
I refuse to be bitter, angry and sad. Most of all, I refuse to be pitiful.
It is really about loving ourselves in the right way – whether you are a man or woman So, whatever happens, always remember to have faith in ourselves.
We are much stronger than we thin.k In fact, we are much more capable than we give ourselves credit for. Life can knock us down and beat us up, but it cannot defeat us when we do not quit.
People tend t.o reject themselves first before anyone else does. And they don’t really give themselves a chance begin with.So, before we seek someone else t.o fall in love with us, perhaps it would be great t.o fall in love with ourselves first.
Yes, love ourselves for who we are – warts, flaws, weaknesses and all. Because somewhere in all of that, there is also immense beauty
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Beautiful - Christina Aguilera
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Making A Spectacle of Herself
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Posted:Mar 22, 2020 4:37 am
Last Updated:Aug 26, 2022 12:33 pm 7338 Views
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He called her at least once a day to check on her and the project. This was time invested after all, and although she was a needy little bitch at times, he did enjoy her repartee. And...she did possess a candy hole, which just made her that much more tolerable. The project though was what his job was, to keep her focused and attain the golden ring of a prize at the end.
There were no promises made, and this is uncharted territory for her. She felt a bit like Bambi on ice around him. She had never practiced this art and done it for the purpose of a goal without sex attached. Her impatience had tested his resolve and yet, she would draw him back in with her intelligence at every turn.
He called and she had lost her glasses to read...
"Where did you have them last?" He asks her as if he were her parent.
"Look, I can't find them and if I can't find them, I can't work on the computer" she answers with a flustered tone in her voice.
He waits patiently as she searches and starts to become more agitated by the minute. After 5 minutes of listening, he says to her, "Alright, enough with the glasses. You will find them eventually, and I want you to just sit down and relax a minute." He soothes her with his calm voice.
"Yes Sir" she answers him and relents with a smile. Glad he stopped her own madness.
A quiet moment passes
"Now, isn't that better? I was getting ready to say that if they were up your ass you'd know it. Matter of fact, I would probably shove them up your ass and cause a spectacle." He dropped the punchline and she burst into laughter.
Welcome to the beauty of D/s dynamic.
Who said intercourse had to be done with genitals?
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Everybody's Got Their Something - Nikka Costa
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Coronapocalypse Porn and Playlist
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Posted:Mar 20, 2020 4:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2020 5:22 pm 7669 Views
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As a result of everyone staying in and working from home, a new porn genre called Corona virus Porn has evolved. Don't believe me, look it up for yourself...
Along with Corona virus or COVID19 porn, we have learned that:
1. We weren't as prepared as we thought we were. {Thank goodness this isn't biological warfare that we know of)
2. Extreme amounts of fear breeds fetishes like Hazmat porn, COVID19 porn, etc.
3. That a whole lot of people who believe conspiracy crap just so they can justify bullying the rest of us when they want to martyr themselves for having to work and hating their lives (my suggestion if you relate is to see #2}
4. We are reading articles online like suggestions on How to Occupy Your Time including having a dinner party via video chat (My mind went to orgy instead, but I diress}
5. And with the current situation, I know I won't be meeting up with anyone to play. I think this may be more devastating to sexual freedom than HIV was in the grand scheme of rate of contagion and time frames mixed with six degrees of separation in the world....
It's way past time to wake up and smell the defeat we are all feeling a little bit more and more and it just started. I mean, look at hairdressing for example - Have you seen the crazy videos of people doing hair in masks and attaching sticks to their tools?
So far, 10 states are closing down salons and you can bet it is going to happen where you are too.
So does this mean you should make a run on your hair/nail salon if it is still open or overlook the roots you now have making you look like Walmart head and the grow out on your gel nails?
I am a hairdresser of 20+ years. I can see up to 6 on average a day.
For each person, there is a risk of being in contact with up to 200 people by proxy. Hair cannot be done 6 ft away. And forget seconds of exposure time as I am performing a service which can take up to 3 hours for a color appointment We would have to sanitize the whole salon in between each and stagger appointments with no other people allowed in space...
Those are not good enough odds for me to risk my life on. So, I am happily at home being quarantined which really isn't a hassle because I like my alone time.
In any case, they have said we will see 2,000,000 die in this country before the end. Its a morbid thought, but if that doesn't deter you from going out and depleting the toilet paper aisle again today, then you may want to check your mental stability instead of viral. It's called a pandemic for a reason, hello McFly!
I think this all calls for a playlist of songs on this Friday morning that reflect the situation we find ourselves in and where being McFly will get you.
Friday Coronapocalypse Playlist
Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
Live & Let Die - Guns & Roses
Fujiyama Mama - Wanda Jackson
Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Down with the Sickness - Disturbed
Doom & Gloom - The Rolling Stones
In My Time of Dying - Led Zeppelin
War Pigs - Black Sabbath
And When I Die - Blood, Sweat & Tears
Another One Bites The Dust - Queen
Season In The Sun - Terry Jacks
Doomsday Clock - Smashing Pumpkins
Killing in the Name - Rage Against The Machine
The Final Countdown - Europe
Sugar High - Coyote Shivers
Lastly, look up Empire Records - If You Want Blood You Got It AC/DC on UTUBE for a glimpse of what I'll be doing in the backroom when the ship goes down and comes back up - See you on the other side.
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A Little Luck O' The Irish
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Posted:Mar 17, 2020 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2024 1:24 pm 7809 Views
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If a man who cannot count a four leafed clover finds one, is he entitled to happiness?
I do not celebrate St Patrick's at a bar drinking a pint of Guiness as I know my English friends are doing right now. Nope I hang at the house on drinker's nights, because I want to make it home in one piece preferably. So if you are going and want to tie one on, I'll be in the woods playing with the faeries and leprechauns 
Happy St Patrick's ! Playlist
You Got Lucky -Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Gold Dust Woman - Stevie Nicks
With A Little Luck - Wings
Lucky Man - Emerson Lake & Palmer
Rainbow In The Dark - Dio
Lucky Ones - Loverboy
Hard Luck Woman - Kiss
Good Luck, Bad Luck - Lynard Skynard
Take A Chance On Me - ABBA
Tumbin' Dice - The Rolling Stones
Lucky - Melissa Etheridge
Rambin' Gambin' Man - Bob Segar
Since You've Been Gone - Rainbow
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