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My Blog

trying to enjoy life, as much as possible. Always welcome a helping hand

I believe this is true
Posted:Apr 22, 2024 1:30 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2024 5:42 am
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Hahahahahahaha
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How does this chair grab you? Edited
Posted:Apr 22, 2024 10:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2024 5:00 am
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Comfy?
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Being a parent
Posted:Apr 16, 2024 5:30 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2024 4:22 pm
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Life
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The magnificence of Rene Lalique.
Posted:Apr 16, 2024 7:22 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:27 am
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Drink from my cup
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One bad ass woman that knows how to please
Posted:Apr 15, 2024 3:43 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2024 5:11 am
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She can sing too
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Art Deco
Posted:Apr 13, 2024 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 3:38 pm
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Very Sweet
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Ponderings, so far , once denied although theses are all but quotes
Posted:Apr 11, 2024 5:36 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2024 9:52 am
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The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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I never thought of this
Posted:Apr 10, 2024 7:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2024 3:56 am
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Not me I am UUUGLY
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Oh how advertising has changed
Posted:Apr 9, 2024 10:47 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2024 8:08 am
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The miracle cure
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Eclipse
Posted:Apr 8, 2024 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2024 10:45 am
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I went out in the yard to capture the eclipse.... and I got one
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