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The key to sucess? Copy/ paste...and add boobs
Posted:Sep 3, 2019 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2019 7:58 pm
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I find youtube be an experimental lab when it comes psychology..

If you want fame, fortune,women...all it takes is a bit of success

How do you get success? When in doubt simply steal/ copy someone
That is sucessful.

If there is a guy on youtube with a million followers is bitching about star wars,
Ask yourself...do you know star wars?

If the answer is yes then simply copy his format and let the bitchfest begin.

Do you know star wars? If no..
Ask yourself if you have boobs..
No offense but there are plenty of ladies skate on the channels subject matter and merely expose their breast..
Give yourself a cute objectifying title like..
Rollin eyes cause yes she exist...starwars ..

And yes she is short on knowledge but big in the breast dept .

So she gets some fame,fortune, influence without knowing alot about the actual topic..

Dont get me wrong.. not sexist..i wish i could do the
Same and just whip my dick ..lol

But i dont think america is ready for
It
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Men..in beards
Posted:Sep 2, 2019 2:12 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2019 2:13 pm
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I never got the lumber sexual ..the buzzed hairdo FROM 1920 with the duck dynasty beard. If that turns you on..then ...rolling eyes

But then again i never undestood the whole duck dynasty thing...a beard that long literally is a crumb cruncher.

I get shaving is a bitch..

Maybe im biased.. ive never been able to grow a good..more or less great beard. Hell i still cant at 50.

BUT i've notice since my last haircut..how thin my hair is up there..like omg did my stylist like cut a whole patch ..?
I knew i was thinning on top but holy shit..

Yet you see balder men in the supermarket and its no biggie..
Cause they are rockin some form of beard..

Maybe they are compensating...maybe that is how men deal with it..
Maybe i should follow suit..

Something to ponder
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How dumb are people in power..the twitter edition
Posted:Sep 2, 2019 11:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2019 1:27 pm
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So yeah i watch alot of youtube...it is becoming an alternative source for news and info.

Alot of corporations are getting " political " but i will
Do best keep this post non political...

I will use disney corp as an example. It is fairly obvious that a certain segment of the company leans left.
So it isnt a surprise
see them hiring writer,directors, etc that also lean left..

No biggie...really.

But these are the same directors etc that will either block,scrub or delete all their social media tweets then

Why? Cause now they are a director or writer for disney or netflix and the public isnt allowed to see what trolls these people are.

Funny disney didnt care how hateful these people were when they were hired...yet its funny how their twitter account gets closed as soon as they get the job.

Like i said im not making this political..

But how dumb is the disney corp?.people on youtube quickly unearthed all these director/ writers mean tweets..

Hell netflix hired an admitted pedo..a 27 yr old female producer ( tv cartoon is called 12 and me)who blogged about wanting molesting minor boys..she even called herself a pedo in that blog post.

And yep those tweets got deleted.. only to turn up online the next day..
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Finally stopped hurting today..my closure with my dog
Posted:Sep 1, 2019 1:17 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2019 1:40 pm
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I shared on one aweful week in febuary my ..the mighty titus pullo..wonder westie went from begging for bacon on sunday..
To sleeping alot monday
To not eating anything and having no energy.
To barely moving his hind legs..to just laying there

And i knew my yr buddy was dying. He out lived his life and was an old . But it broke my heart

I havent blogged of him since...

Death literally scares the fuck out of ..
No i dont fear my own death..whatever.
Death has stolen everything i have ever loved.

And i bured my in the cold February ground.

For 6 months i dilly dallied putting up a grave marker.

But today i finally put it up in the backyard.

Everything comes full circle..the last time i held/ kissed titus i had his body in my arm. I sat on the front porch crying as i preparing his cardboard make shift casket.

And now i drink some vodka in his memmory as sit in same front porch chair.

I went with a beach theme..
Why? Cause i always imagined everyone i ever loved would be on a beach in heaven.

So yeah..to me this is a small glimmer of happiness


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The i dont know what im doing man problem when it comes to traditionally women products
Posted:Sep 1, 2019 12:45 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2019 1:45 pm
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And no im not taking about tampons..

Ive dyed my hair in the past, but stopped doing it because duh im a dude and would most likely fuck it up..stain my hands,face or ears.

Plus what good is dyed hair when any growth of facial hair reveals how gray you really are.

Now like most men i am pasted the comb over stage..
So i figured who gives a fuck.

But what little i do have in front turned gray and i look like pepe le pew..

And it bothered me...so yeah i dyed it today..including my moustache to match..

And i think i went a shade too dark..like communist stalin dark.

So these companies need to have a product called.. omg im clueless despite these simplistic directions cause i now look like the former leader of communist russia.
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Tit for tat..an appreciation for communication in the lifestyle
Posted:Sep 1, 2019 8:04 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2019 10:44 am
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Maybe i am old school, but i really hate dealing with anyone either short replies or is too busy to reply.

You know the type...you write them a long note talking about yourself and they send a two sentence reply.

Or you sent them a note...you can clearly see this person read your note and/ or is online..

And you get no reply back..

Sure i get the phrase..." maybe they arent into you"..
Or perhaps they are busy..

I get " life happens".

But as a submissive talking with a potential dominant...it makes ponder. If you dont have or cant make time to write an response, then how the hell are you gonna find time for someone in your life.

I dont expect 5 paged emails from someone. Nor do i expected tons of personal details..

But when a sub ask you the most vanilla softball questions in bdsmland...like...what are you into?

He replied...everything and scat...

's his whole reply..i simply asked because he didnt list any of his lifestyle interest in his profile.

His whole reply to ( including what i mentioned above) was two sentences.

People, people,people...this isnt playing tiddlywinks..its bdsm.

When someone asks you what your into..they want to know what they are getting themselves into..

If your into cbt...cool..
If your into gangbanging ninja clowns or whatever..then as a sub i need to know this for my own health and safety.

i have to know what a dom likes because duh..
is what he likes and wants to do with a sub.
And as a sub is what your gonna be doing..

So please dont treat this as a throw away question..

I get noone wants to fill out a bdsm checklist..

But how hard is to list the basic general things like bondage,disciple, paddles..
And it doesnt take huge balls to mention some fetish you really enjoy such as heavy bondage or boot fetish or pony or whatever..

But a two sentence reply tells your not worth my effort.

Why should i even bother?
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The tv show the wire...when someone gets you to watch a show and
Posted:Sep 1, 2019 7:19 am
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2019 7:41 am
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I've heard tons of people talk up the tv show " the wire" for years now
Claiming it to literally be the best tv show of all time..

And i hate when people sorta coax you into watching it..

Sooo yeah i watched the first episode and it did nothing to hook me..

To me it was like expecting this awesome feast at thanksgiving, the smells fill the air and your tummys growling..

You plate up expecting a treat and the turkey is overcooked..

The series felt dry..
It's like an ex cop wrote the series..had the correct cop lingo ( did nothing for the audience thst arent police officers),
Had the right cop look and feel to it, had actors look like real life cops and drug dealers..

But this person has no clue on how to write characters.

And this was coming from a guy grew up on cop shows like hill street blues.

Okay okay you may say well it was only the first episode..give it another shot..time to get its proper footing.

Id reply im now 4 episodes in and no matter how much gravey your pour over it..

It is cop work heavy and dry characters.

There is no nostalgia..its set in like 2002..but without the mention of the drug dealers using pagers...it could be set in the 70s,80,90,now.

People keep telling me to keep watching..

But its sorta like sitting next to someone on an airplane and having them tell you their life's story..

I could care less mcnulty is divorced..he is basically han solo of the police dept. I dont need a backstory. I except he is a cop is good at his job, i get he drinks and is a bit of an asshole at times.
He's hawkeye pierece, he's jim from the office, etc..
He's the rebel of the .

I could care less the strong female detective is a lesbian is studying for?...law school?

I could care less about the mind numbing banter and inter politics between the judge,the mayor,the chief of police, etc.

Four episodes in and the only redeemable thing from " the greatest show ever"...are the black actors portraying the drug dealers...to which im told some actually were in real life and are consultants to the show.

I was hoping someone here could convince we to continue on with the wire

Maybe i just dont get it..maybe the show isnt for me..

Or maybe the show was crap for the 1st season?
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The remake...hollywood is officially dead
Posted:Sep 1, 2019 6:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2019 8:37 am
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I thought hollywood was dead when they kept remaking movies/ or rebooting franchises from the 80's.
Like omg a remake of the "a-team"😲😤👹

Now it seems like its cool to make a movie..literally cutting and pasting plotlines from your past.
It's called the j.j. Abrahams effect.

And yes i am delibertly looking at star wars.

Someone supposively leaked the plot of the new star wars movie..

To which i wont go into..it could be totally
..it could be balls on accurate?

Either way im not a dick..im not here to spoil anything

But i want
job...hollywood script writter...i can gloss over movies and video games and literally steal pieces from them.
Hell i can gut an old movie and remove its bare bones plot skeleton.

It's easy to watch the original star wars and replace luke with rey..and then repackage it as star wars for a new generation.

Throw in some mcguffen devices and wacky time
and the plot writes itself.

Even better...(and no this next part isnt a bash on women,actresses, nor strong femalecharacters...it really is lazy script writting.)

Simply replace the existing character ( or female superhero,spy,jedi)...
With a girl.
there is no need for actual training,failure, or comedic bumblings...or daily life for
matter. Then simply call her " empowered" in all the press releases.
She simply is billie elish badass.

Its a technique used back in the day with superheros..it was all action...like thor...noone cared if thor was dating, or what his sexuality was, or if he was bullied in school, there was no real deep backstory .

People just wanted to see him fight.

But it was a comic book and not a movie...

I honestly could care less who reys parents were..
Because the film isnt set up to make
care..about her parents, about her life,about the character herself..

She is thor...a 2 d " tank" throw away character. So yeah im not shocked to see her backflipping over a tie fighter.

Which is a shame considering the disney writting crew is very female now.

Youd think characters..deserve more than just pats on the back for being now female or gay or black.

I guess it is easier to just cut and paste plots together and throw in some diversity...hoping noone comments you stole a scene right out of harry freaking potter..
Nope noone is gonna notice j.j. Abrahams.
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Yaoi...now this is very interesting slant on sexuality via japan
Posted:Aug 31, 2019 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2019 8:52 am
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I was watching an illustrator on youtube compairing different styles of japanese comic art..
He mentioned a term i never heard of..yaoi
Yaoi is a genra of comic books done by women for a audience

So i was imagining something very feminist orientated or atleast lesbian maybe..

Er😋 nope..
.even though it is romance orientated

the romance is between guys..



so writers/ artist putting a genra of comic for mostly fans that depict romances between males..

Mic momment

And according wikipedia yaoi differs from comic art produced by gay men..
I wonder how so?

You'd think well maybe yaoi is just about the romance and not about the nsfw stuff..the actual pentration being shown.

Nope..its there... google yaoi images.
Yaoi is very open about its appreciation for a top and bottom character. It is clearly gay men and cant be confused as dudes being confused etc

Its understanding that being gay in japan isnt a biggie.
Seeing that the samauri took lovers..its sorta in their culture
Sure you may not be gay or have someone gay in your family. But it isnt a big cultural shock for someone be gay.

I bring this blog because i found it fascinating..

Sure alot of women will admit liking gay men/ watching gay porn in america..there are plenty of fanfic sites dedicated your favorite tv stars getting it on with other dudes.

But i never saw a whole genra ( literally ranging from pure romances detective stories)..dealing with romances written by women for women...
That are different then what gay artist/ writers produce

Mind blown...well done japan
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If im not offended then why are you..the vocal minority edition
Posted:Aug 31, 2019 9:01 am
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2019 9:04 am
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So yeah i read about this software company is getting ready to release their newest game.

So just like disney you end up with a disgruntled employee that does small things to get back at the company..

In this case the employee inserted the words ..fagbag..and ohhgay instead of ohhhlay.. like what a bull fighter says.

So ofcourse a small minority of people flood the companies comment section.
They actually demanded the company apologize, donate 10 grand to charity and have sensitivity training..

And the company caved..face palm momment😲

They never asked their actual customer base if they were offended or if this was a big deal.

Why is this a big deal?..well its the pc assumption that it,tech and gaming in general is too white,straight and male..
It therefore broods this toxic environment against women, blacks, gays,transgendered, handicapped, small dogs, clowns,etc.

Well im gay..i play video games..i watch tons of twitch/ youtube..and yeah i buy video games.

Noone asked me if i was offended.. that vocal minority doesnt speak for me. Nor do they speak for the gay gaming community as a whole.

Words like fag or gay dont offend...if your so easily triggered by those words then you definitely dont wanna go online.

Where its normal for players to scream suck my dick to teabag an opponent that is down...to calling each other pussies..etc..

Even then i am not offended. Sure alot of people are ignorant,crude or idiots. But its easier to just report them in game or take them down in the game.

Alot of companies now walk that pc tightrope..they listen to the vocal minority trolls.

The funny thing is this software company said fuck it and instantly reversed course..

He listened to people that actually buys his product.

How?.. well for every organized side of an issue you are now getting groups forming for the other side.
These new groups all have youtube channels, they directly call out these companies on social media etc.
They are making the ceos rethink their decision..
And yep they are calling for boycotts of their own..

Imagine that..people who actually buy/ play games asking the companies to stop being so pc.

Dont get me wrong i wish the gaming community would do a better job at policing itself and tone down a bit of the masculinity..
Its not perfect..
But it shouldnt be held hostage by the pc police either.

If im not offended..then why should you...its almost like the white people that bitch about black using the n word.
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