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fruity's place

fruity's house of weird and wonderful thing's

too much sh*t?
Posted:Jan 14, 2023 2:01 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2023 1:12 pm
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And yes lil sweet and innocent fruity swore
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Drink
Posted:Jan 11, 2023 3:19 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2023 2:14 pm
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A girl asks her boyfriend to try a new drink. She orders salt vodka and milk. He looks doubtful but she encourages him and he agrees. She instructs him to put a pinch of salt on his tongue drink the shot of vodka and follow quickly with milk. He does so and in 1 second the vodka hits his taste buds in 2 seconds the milk curdles in 3 seconds the salty liquid curdles into mucus and in 4 seconds it makes him gag. Being manly he swallows the rank liquid and splutters "what the bloody HELL is that called" she smiles sweetly and says "blowjob revenge"
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been a while
Posted:Jan 10, 2023 2:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2023 2:51 am
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true story....
Posted:Dec 18, 2022 2:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2023 2:25 pm
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new tree?
Posted:Dec 17, 2022 10:35 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2022 1:21 am
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Lets see if alt will let me keep this pic
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friday giggle
Posted:Dec 16, 2022 3:24 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2022 2:41 pm
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swear I will never help anyone again......EVER 🤬🤬 !!!

I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too naive....
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts.

We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished.

Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw ?!?!

When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people ?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny.

Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor.☃️☃️⛄⛄
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Guilty
Posted:Dec 15, 2022 3:15 pm
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2022 8:41 am
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Sorry I've been quiet of late .....
Posted:Nov 11, 2022 4:15 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2022 1:45 am
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6 Comments
true story.....
Posted:Oct 26, 2022 1:04 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2022 9:20 am
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if it's important
Posted:Oct 20, 2022 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2022 9:48 am
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If something is that important you will fight and do whatever you can to keep it no matter what it is.

Somethings are worth fighting for more than others❤️
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