banana surprise-the recipe
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Posted:Apr 7, 2012 1:27 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:40 am 52493 Views
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Ah the sheer pleasure of eating warm,mushy,slippery banana from a hot pussy!
First take one large,fairly green banana...has to be hard!
Second peel and place end against juicy pussy lips.
Third start inserting slowly and carefully so that it does not snap!
Fourth insert all until last yellowy creamy fragment eases inside.
Fifth add a strawberry on top(optional).
Sixth leave to warm and marinade to your taste.
Seventh suck out of pussy and eat.
Now that's what I call nouvelle cuisine!
Perhaps Heston Blumenthal should put that on the restaurant at the Fat Fuck restaurant?
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Pussy Spanking
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Posted:Jun 15, 2011 8:55 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:40 am 51712 Views
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The art of gentle pussy spanking seems to give some women a tremendous amount of pleasure!Tried it recently with three ladies and they all liked it even though one siad at the start that she wasnt into pain.Afterwards she stated that it was a strange mixture of pleasure and pain but there was definitely more pleasure!
It's also greatly pleasurable for me feeling the softness under my palm and gradually increasing the hardness of the smacks then taking them up to the brink of a delightful climax.They all seemed to think that it made their come far more intense so comments needed from others who have tried this or experienced it!
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Wedding Gifts
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Posted:Apr 29, 2011 1:33 am
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2017 12:33 am 51776 Views
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Yep,it's the big day for William and Kate.I am going to envisage Kate in whatever style dress she is wearing being a bit rebellious and walking down the aisle with no knickers on!Then again perhaps she will have some love balls inside her rolling pleasantly around as she listens to the Archbishop of Canterbury!
I also started thinking as I lay in bed on this extra day off about the gifts that they will be getting.It would be so funny if someone sent them a carved ebony wood dildo from Zambia or a year's supply of condoms or maybe a Prince Albert for Prince William?
Any suggestions for entertaining wedding gifts?
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Delightful
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Posted:Apr 21, 2011 9:09 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:40 am 52137 Views
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Mmm,had a delightful day today with a lady not far away.She was very partial to being fisted and came intensely especially when I slipped a finger up inside her anus at the same time!Finished by taking her there too and she came again while my fingers played with her clit.Happy days and happy thoughts!
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Labour of Love or Lust?
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Posted:Apr 20, 2011 8:59 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:40 am 51416 Views
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Have just posted story number 250 and am now thinking whether it has been a labour of love or a labour of lust?Am also wondering whether I can get up to 300 before my fingers are worn to sad little stubs!
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Conscience...less
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Posted:Apr 3, 2011 3:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2012 6:19 am 52434 Views
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A cock has no conscience!
It only has one solitary eye that fastens on a cunny
It throbs and twitches,tantalised by the prospect of sweet honey.
A cock has no conscience!
It lusts after the fertile folds and quests for sensuous scent;
Inches forward ever further and thrusts deep until it’s spent!
A cock has no conscience!
It owns no remorse afterwards as it lolls limply on a thigh
Though you might think that it does as tears leak from its solitary eye!
Just a few poetical thoughts after my little session earlier this evening with a delightful lady over in Southampton.Strange thing was that her husband was there and watched but did not want to join in at all.I was too polite to ask if he was going to take her after I had gone!Taught her that she had a higher pain threshold than she realised though and that she loved to have her pussy lips spanked as she came...interesting and intriguing and naturally fun!
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Strange but True
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Posted:Apr 3, 2011 7:18 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:40 am 51708 Views
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You may have noticed that several of my stories have been written from the sub's point of view and this morning I went off to find out exactly how it felt to be a sub...purely in the name of research,he tells himself with a wry grin!Now got a few welts on my cheeks and am typing this sitting on sore anatomy but it did give me lots of insights into how subs feel as they wait and then serve.Now tonight am off to be dominant so hope i can remember how!Lol and kisses
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Posted:Feb 3, 2011 8:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2011 11:39 am 53290 Views
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Thanks for the comments,ladies and gents but please bear with me as I try to keep up and write some more stories!You may not realise it but it is hard...very hard work especially as I have to resist the temptation to use one hand for other purposes if I reach a particularly exciting or perverted bit!
On another note...enjoyed a threesome yesterday,two men to one woman,and I think that between us we left her satisfied...just!Left me thinking about the unfairness of being a man...one or two shots and most of us are exhausted but you ladies can just carry on for ever!
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Delicious and delectable
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Posted:Feb 2, 2011 12:33 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:40 am 51827 Views
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This is in praise of the older woman!
They know what they want and how to do it too!The flesh may be sagging...slightly ...but the spirit is definitely willing!A real delight to warm a still firm pair of buttocks up and then use my tongue and fingers to tease and tantalise.Such a lovely lady who was still nice and tight inside as well and I can now feel myself hardening at the memories...mmmmmm!
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Story denial
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Posted:Jan 18, 2011 9:57 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2011 8:52 am 54035 Views
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hmm,am totally baffled at moment.Just had story demied publication on alt mag because of a banned subject yet they don't tell me what that subject is and I cannot fathom it out as the material is very similar to other stories I have written.Anyone got any advice on how to find out?
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