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Stocking Stuffer

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service....
Posted:Sep 18, 2023 1:53 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2023 8:08 pm
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No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service....
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem......


10 Comments
the hunted cry baby.....
Posted:Sep 18, 2023 12:02 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2023 12:07 pm
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the hunted cry baby.....hunted bidet sues his dad's government
for embarrassing him. You just can't make this schiff up......
7 Comments
25 Or 6 To 4.....
Posted:Sep 17, 2023 1:51 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2023 12:19 pm
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25 Or 6 To 4.....that might explain it......

8 Comments
Sometimes Things Just Blow Up In Your Face.....
Posted:Sep 16, 2023 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2023 12:20 pm
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Sometimes Things Just Blow Up In Your Face.....

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Hurry, Hurry...Step Right Up Pay Your Money And Take Your Chance
Posted:Sep 15, 2023 9:40 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2023 11:49 am
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Hurry, Hurry, Hurry...Step Right Up Pay Your Money And Take Your Chance.....He Walks, He Talks, He Slithers On The Ground Like A snake In Heat, He Is Lower Than Whale Shit On The Bottom Of The Ocean......One Thin Dime, One Tenth Of A Dollar Gets You Three Tries To Hit The Target.

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Going Over The Cliff.....Again......
Posted:Sep 14, 2023 12:57 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2023 5:03 pm
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Going Over The Cliff..... Again......

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Sex Toys Through The Ages
Posted:Sep 13, 2023 10:17 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2023 1:02 pm
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Sex Toys Through The Ages
Do a search on the net and look, read and be amazed......

Found near Hadrian's Wall


Double Your Pleasure Double Your Fun


Rideum girl


Ring could have been for a rope belt or finger....cock ring???


Nice office or bathroom party conversation piece


Around 1893, Pulled From Market By FDA 1940


Assorted sizes


A DIY Spanking Machine
6 Comments
We Are The Knights Who Say Ni!
Posted:Sep 13, 2023 4:28 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2023 12:20 pm
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We are the Knights who Say Ni! We are the keepers of the secret words: Ni, Peng and Nee-Wom!

You're A Loony!

Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.

And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Hmmmmmmmmm


Attention!


Club head?


That's one more sack to carry your rocks in.....


Now that gives circumcision a WHOLE new meaning.....
6 Comments
Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned.......
Posted:Sep 13, 2023 12:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2023 12:21 pm
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Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned.......
The word fiddle, as sometimes used today, means
accomplishing nothing. In the south it is known as just
"fiddle farting around". He displays a lack of proficiency and an
aimless or frivolous attitude. Kinda like the peter principle.....promoted
to his highest level of incompetency.


He's just fiddle farting around.
8 Comments
Help Drag That Record Along.....
Posted:Sep 12, 2023 11:12 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2023 5:08 pm
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Help Drag That Record Along.....

10 Comments

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