Unlucky
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Posted:May 3, 2024 12:53 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2024 12:54 pm 1 view
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Three bodies, all with very big smiles on their faces.
Pierre, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress.
Hamish Campbell, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on Caribbean holidays and died a happy man.
'What about the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner, this is Jimmy, 30, struck by lightning.' 'Why is he smiling then?
'He thought he was having his picture taken'.
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Found At Last
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Posted:May 1, 2024 12:25 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2024 4:56 am 1640 Views
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So, Thats Where Telecoms Got Their Crazy Idea From
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Who Can Say?
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Posted:Apr 27, 2024 6:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:05 am 3416 Views
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Maybe a mystery never to be solved!
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Every Thing is a Dildo
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Posted:Apr 22, 2024 5:51 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2024 9:07 am 4391 Views
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I bet i know a lot that are not, but not so easy to rhyme, like, coconut, flower pot, folding bike, lol
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12 Stripes
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Posted:Feb 13, 2024 8:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2024 5:47 am 19774 Views
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Had this done many a times, adore the photo.
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True Fact or Myth
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Posted:Jan 2, 2024 11:00 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2024 5:53 am 33705 Views
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This is a true story, from being a I have always dreamt of being a full-time slave.
My eldest brother told me that once I had a Master, I would have to have my front teeth out depending on the size of his cock, so I did not cut him as he f*cked my face.
It was a shock, but I took that thought with me when I was eventually sent to a live in trainer as a trainee house slave in his Home Discipline home.
When I was asked by him if I had any questions, I posed him my quandary.
If I became a slave for a Master with a thin cock and say, had just 2 teeth out, top and bottom, then moved on to a Master with a thicker cock, would I have to have more teeth out.
He cuddled me so tight and could not explain it was a lie for laughing.
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Kneeling and Thanking
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Posted:Dec 2, 2023 5:09 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2023 11:15 am 50265 Views
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See the photo below, circa 1800s, kneeling to thank is centuries old.
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