The gospel according to Sam
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Dec 6 7:24 pm
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2
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Jan 27 6:03 pm
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Occupying WalMart........
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Nov 24 7:05 pm
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14
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Dec 30 5:33 pm
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Do I want to be a law abiding citizen?
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Oct 9 3:39 pm
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12
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Jan 5 5:57 pm
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Ive read it about 100 times.......
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Oct 9 7:26 am
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5
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Oct 16 8:02 am
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*shrugs*
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Oct 4 6:32 pm
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7
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Oct 6 4:47 pm
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Who's that trip trappin over my bridge?
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Sep 21 7:21 pm
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10
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Oct 2 4:44 pm
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Uh oh, something is gonna get broken. Bad ALT.....BAD!
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Sep 14 6:14 pm
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7
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Sep 18 3:00 pm
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Im a big believer in the little things
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Sep 1 3:08 am
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2
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Sep 14 6:15 pm
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Photo-shocked, fotoshawped, and pwetty widdle Penssys
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Aug 22 5:13 pm
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9
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Aug 30 2:57 pm
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CINDERELLA, DEATH, THE DEVIL & DRYWALL TAPE.... LIFE LESSONS LEARNED
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Aug 18 3:11 pm
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4
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Aug 22 2:11 pm
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Yup, I do it my way......A battle plan for life
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Aug 10 7:00 am
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6
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Aug 15 6:38 pm
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When I look I see.......
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Aug 1 2:41 am
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4
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Aug 6 10:04 am
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One of these days I'll find a 2 legged animal...
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Jul 10 2:43 pm
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12
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Jul 21 6:51 pm
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O Soave Fanciulla aside, my musical tastes dont usually holler
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Jul 7 6:17 pm
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7
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Jul 20 7:53 pm
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Is it possible to love someone enough to let them go?
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Jul 6 3:50 pm
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3
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Jul 8 11:26 am
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Boom, Boom Pow.......no Peas were harmed in the writing of this post
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Jul 4 2:44 am
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7
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Jul 6 3:10 am
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Sitting Shiv'ah this catholic girls way.......... LIFE AS A LIQUID
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Jul 2 8:13 pm
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6
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Jul 12 2:58 pm
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Reverberations in my sticky gray matter and red squishy parts
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Jun 29 7:36 am
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9
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Jun 30 10:20 pm
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Ugh, patience is so not my strong point...I really tried to wait I swear
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Jun 27 7:02 pm
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17
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Jul 26 2:27 pm
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Fistfull responsibility and asshat allocations...irrelevant if you have couth
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Jun 25 4:04 pm
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9
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Jun 28 3:32 pm
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There is one born every minute........
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Jun 21 4:37 pm
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15
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Jul 2 1:34 pm
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Describe your penis/pussy with a Movie name!
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Jun 17 5:25 pm
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65
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Jul 3 4:22 pm
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A birthday wish for my favorite bit of creamy frosting.
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Jun 15 5:54 pm
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4
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Jun 22 6:24 pm
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WHO is it harder to trust?
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Jun 10 4:28 pm
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5
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Oct 31 5:43 pm
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Sometimes she cries.......
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Jun 9 11:54 am
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6
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Jul 6 4:09 am
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When a man's battles have been won and his enemies destroyed what then?
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Jun 7 4:51 pm
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7
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Jul 2 4:51 am
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Whoremoans, sweetpeas and a 1st prize ribbon
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Jun 7 4:37 pm
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0
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Dancing on the head of a pin........
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Jun 5 2:56 pm
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1
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Jun 9 4:42 pm
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Innocence for my old friend Mark, because some things are just better..........simple.
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Jun 3 5:26 am
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4
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Jun 3 8:21 pm
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Twat's that you say? I cunt hear you..........
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Jun 2 12:35 pm
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1
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Jun 2 4:37 pm
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Price check on aisle 5 please........
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Jun 1 7:32 pm
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2
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Jun 2 7:17 pm
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I think Im going to start a new local group.........
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Jun 1 10:50 am
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2
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Jun 12 3:55 pm
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What do your dreams lead you to see? A quote for today
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Jun 1 5:30 am
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14
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Oct 10 8:28 am
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UGH! I really need to stop.....
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May 31 8:09 pm
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4
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Jun 10 2:31 pm
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To those who know the true meaning of the word SERVE.....
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May 30 6:51 pm
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1
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Jun 1 10:53 am
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Why are some creepy songs also soooooo erotic?
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May 29 3:17 pm
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3
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May 29 6:04 pm
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Wow almost a year
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Feb 10 8:46 pm
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8
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May 27 8:51 pm
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hmmmmmmmmm
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Mar 9 8:40 pm
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7
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Jun 10 2:34 pm
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At the risk of stepping on talmar toes....
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Mar 17 8:24 pm
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2
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Mar 19 2:56 am
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Decisions suck
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Mar 13 8:07 pm
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3
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Mar 17 8:32 pm
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On a good day
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Jan 29 7:41 pm
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0
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Just a note
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Nov 26 10:42 pm
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3
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Feb 20 9:17 pm
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mirroring my thoughts on the subject
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Aug 12 7:40 pm
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0
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On to different (notice I didn't say better) things
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Jul 29 9:49 pm
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6
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Aug 10 10:23 am
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WTF???
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Jul 29 8:41 pm
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3
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Aug 8 8:53 pm
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Tasting the flavor of your love
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Jul 1 10:40 pm
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2
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Jul 6 11:48 am
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I'm trying to catch up on posts
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Jul 1 8:59 pm
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2
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Jul 29 10:44 pm
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I'm still breathing.........I think
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Jul 1 8:54 pm
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4
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Jul 6 11:29 am
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Yeah, I got hit in the drive by tag too
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May 24 5:19 pm
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5
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Jul 1 8:37 pm
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Pre-packaged for your convenince? NOT!
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May 23 8:40 pm
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34
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Feb 12 4:42 pm
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My thought for the day........
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May 16 7:28 pm
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11
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Jul 1 8:41 pm
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On this day.........
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May 14 9:37 pm
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3
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May 16 4:50 am
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grrrrrrr apparently I'm on a delay........
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May 14 8:46 pm
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4
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May 23 8:49 pm
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Time is a funny thing........
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May 14 7:45 pm
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4
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May 17 6:30 am
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And men everywhere, scream in agony over the new excuse...
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May 10 8:50 pm
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6
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May 17 6:37 am
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Is it just me.......
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May 10 8:42 pm
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4
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May 24 7:05 pm
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I knew answering YES to the 5 finger discount question
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May 7 8:12 pm
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1
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May 10 8:00 pm
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Think what you want and say what you will,
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May 6 9:29 pm
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4
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May 15 9:18 am
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Just some quotes Ive been thinkin about lately
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May 6 9:02 pm
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0
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LOL, the damn Bobbsey Twins are out of control!
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May 3 10:09 pm
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2
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May 6 11:24 pm
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Tagged by Kentse
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May 1 8:44 pm
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1
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May 5 1:56 pm
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La,la, la,la,la
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May 1 7:55 pm
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5
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May 3 9:32 pm
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Even though 1 of them keeps balls in a box....
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Apr 30 8:53 pm
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6
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May 8 1:32 pm
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Ahem, ahem.....can anyone in the UK help me out
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Apr 29 7:54 pm
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2
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Apr 30 6:34 pm
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In the Foyer, on my desk, the floor, hell even the bathroom
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Apr 27 7:28 pm
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5
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Apr 29 7:12 pm
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Please gather any extra compassion you have laying around,
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Apr 27 5:06 pm
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2
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Apr 28 12:56 pm
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1st words of this and that
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Apr 26 9:20 pm
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1
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Apr 28 1:17 pm
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This may not apply to you but it probably did at one time....
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Apr 25 10:20 pm
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3
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Apr 28 12:54 pm
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I was soooooooo not in a resort area
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Apr 25 8:11 pm
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4
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Apr 26 7:07 pm
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Honeys I'm hooooommme!
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Apr 25 3:39 pm
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8
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Apr 26 7:04 pm
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I'm talking.....and I can't shut up!
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Apr 16 10:29 pm
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6
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Apr 25 8:21 pm
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A little rant and smile for tax day
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Apr 16 10:23 pm
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0
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I have been.......
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Apr 16 9:53 pm
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3
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Apr 25 8:29 pm
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Wanna play a game with a hokey ass girl?
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Apr 16 9:10 pm
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5
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Apr 25 8:34 pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HISFETISH
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Apr 13 7:43 pm
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1
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Apr 16 9:15 pm
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New weight loss plan
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Apr 11 9:15 pm
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3
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Apr 13 7:44 pm
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I'd have had his mouth sewn shut by now!
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Apr 11 8:51 pm
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6
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Apr 16 9:21 pm
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Ya ever get that feeling..........
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Apr 10 10:11 pm
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3
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Apr 16 9:22 pm
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They left out 19" dicks and screaming O's with no sex...
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Apr 7 10:12 pm
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11
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Apr 11 8:52 pm
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Selflessness and generosity......HERE?
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Apr 7 9:44 pm
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9
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Apr 16 9:25 pm
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The biggest ass I ever saw......
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Apr 7 6:46 pm
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7
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Apr 10 10:19 pm
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I'm gonna fuck you, and you're gonna like it!
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Apr 6 8:58 pm
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12
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Apr 7 8:43 pm
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one of my favorite giggles for balance
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Apr 3 8:29 pm
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8
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Apr 6 9:00 pm
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Well, isn't this some dumb shit I come up with
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Apr 1 9:12 pm
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8
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Apr 4 7:50 pm
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YES!!!!!!! WooHoo!!!!!
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Apr 1 8:48 pm
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3
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Apr 10 12:48 pm
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24 hrs later and I'm still..............
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Mar 30 8:22 pm
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11
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Apr 5 11:19 am
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I just figured out why I have a cell phone.....
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Mar 30 5:55 pm
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15
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Apr 1 7:21 pm
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Klutzes, bright spots, and buttercups
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Mar 26 9:08 pm
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14
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Mar 28 8:24 pm
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Shame on you!
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Mar 26 7:10 pm
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3
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Mar 30 5:45 pm
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What happened to Aussie?
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Mar 22 6:37 pm
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9
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Mar 26 8:11 pm
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Tell me true, what 's gross to you?
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Mar 21 8:49 pm
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3
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Mar 26 8:21 pm
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Bring me a bucket quick!
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Mar 20 9:30 pm
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16
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Mar 23 8:57 pm
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shamelessly stealing
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Mar 20 7:12 pm
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0
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LMAO
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Mar 19 9:47 pm
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4
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Mar 21 8:14 pm
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In my cartoon life....
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Mar 18 9:47 pm
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4
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Mar 23 8:51 pm
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In the mood for a little joke?
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Mar 18 9:39 pm
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3
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Mar 20 7:14 pm
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Send me all of your duct tape & staples & maybe some glue as well.
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Mar 15 8:26 pm
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13
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Mar 20 7:01 pm
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If you're looking for a $ value...this ain't it!
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Mar 13 9:00 pm
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3
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Mar 17 6:04 am
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ACCEPT IT DAMN IT
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Mar 12 9:02 pm
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8
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Mar 14 9:26 pm
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Can I point out.....
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Mar 10 10:00 pm
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8
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Mar 13 5:55 am
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