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Swine & Pearls exist even here

She walks in starlight in another world.

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Title Posted Comments Last Comment
One Night I Banged kok
Jul 27 11:30 pm 31  Aug 31 10:04 pm
CHLAMYDIA: Killed the Radio Star
Jul 27 10:04 pm Jul 27 10:48 pm
Oh the ways my toes curl when I hear that *snick**click* sound
Jul 2 11:02 am 13  Jul 14 10:29 pm
So I was thinking....
Jun 2 11:19 pm Jun 27 10:52 am
It's Bath & Body Works with undertones of Latex, Lube and Ass
Jun 1 4:24 pm 23  Jun 27 10:59 am
Sqeeze.....clench....aaaaaaaaaaaaaannndddd HOLD!
Apr 8 12:52 am 16  May 25 12:08 pm
RIGHT BALL! LEFT BALL! Or How many dicks does it take to fill...
Mar 10 9:20 pm 20  Apr 8 12:12 am
Simple Female Logic: An expose on the estrogen way of emotional thinking
Feb 2 11:44 pm Mar 10 3:38 pm
Happy Birthday, Dicktosuck, er, DiscoSocks..sighs..That means you, Vlad Honey
Jan 23 2:17 am 29  Mar 10 3:25 pm
Impossible dreams, we all have them, don't we?
Sep 11 4:45 pm Sep 15 8:02 pm
Because idle hands and demanding members abound 'round here.....
Aug 31 8:31 pm 25  Sep 14 8:42 pm
Stalking pray
Jul 10 10:28 am 25  Aug 28 10:50 am
Alternative Olympic Games 2016
Jun 29 8:10 pm Jul 9 9:36 am
Yes, jumping on each other's backs is your norm, but little toad, I can seriously crush you
Jun 16 5:36 pm 22  Jul 9 9:40 am
What TRULY matters: We interrupt this year's blog flatulence month to ask...
Jun 8 12:29 pm 16  Jun 19 8:57 am
Code name drop point instillygator
May 25 10:24 pm 22  Jul 9 9:44 am
It's all about being open, so
May 4 7:18 pm 31  Aug 31 8:38 pm
You and I
May 1 12:34 am 13  May 8 11:46 am
Ahhhhhhh
Apr 28 11:10 pm Jun 7 11:05 am
The trial
Apr 27 10:08 pm Jul 22 12:55 am
Every nothing is something
Apr 27 1:01 am Apr 27 8:19 pm
Ticked
Apr 23 10:48 am Apr 27 9:42 am
Seagrass
Apr 22 10:41 am Apr 23 10:16 am
Paper or plastic
Apr 20 7:51 pm Apr 23 10:52 am
*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
Apr 19 12:40 am Apr 23 10:58 am
Wild at heart
Apr 18 10:07 am 17  Apr 20 9:44 am
A great white FIB
Apr 14 9:52 pm 13  Apr 18 10:22 am
Sweetpleas n carats
Apr 13 12:48 am Apr 14 10:15 pm
Cheater cheater poetry reader
Apr 12 12:51 am Apr 18 10:25 am
It counts all the same
Apr 10 12:04 am 10  Apr 12 12:35 am
My superior powers of observation
Apr 9 9:00 am Apr 12 12:17 am
Someone, somewhere
Apr 9 12:09 am Apr 9 8:53 am
Double barrel shot em
Apr 7 9:50 pm Apr 9 12:29 am
Brain Games and mind drains
Apr 6 12:41 am Apr 7 9:04 pm
Did you?
Apr 4 11:58 pm
Gift of an angel
Apr 4 12:38 am Apr 6 1:12 am
Major fail
Apr 3 12:11 am 12  Apr 5 1:57 am
Dram O Mine
Apr 1 11:33 am 11  Apr 3 9:45 am
Honestly, why. Why why, why wwwhhhyyyy
Mar 28 4:43 pm 20  Mar 31 4:56 pm
The 6,347,852 wonder of the modern world
Mar 25 8:21 pm 33  Apr 14 11:45 pm
The fine art of alt blogging: A Tutorial
Feb 27 10:29 am 48  Mar 28 2:23 pm
ALT! You ARE the weakest link!
Feb 24 8:36 pm
Hot new neighbor guy knocks on my door with a grin and sticks out..
Feb 11 4:18 pm 14  Feb 23 8:45 am
If I were an average guy, with a penis that dripped on my thigh.....
Feb 7 11:15 am 28  Apr 3 12:34 am
By request
Feb 1 7:40 pm 28  Feb 10 6:53 pm
If my thighs were musical instruments, they'd be pluckin Dueling Banjos. Or strumming, thankfully!
Nov 3 5:26 pm Dec 7 1:43 am
Nary a peep for months then she starts this crap again? Well...yeah, thankfully!
Nov 1 8:11 pm 29  Dec 7 1:51 am
Begs in Toyland
Aug 5 7:23 pm 39  Sep 8 8:33 pm
It's all just one big game to you, innit?
Aug 4 7:15 pm 49  Feb 23 8:47 am
Saturday Insanity: This is gonna sound like a silly question, but
Jul 11 9:07 pm 15  Jul 19 9:49 pm
Then there comes a day when you realize,
Jul 2 8:20 pm 18  Jul 12 9:31 pm
I am slow to trust....unless of course, youre TOTALLY HAWT
Jun 28 12:33 pm 52  Aug 30 7:23 pm
Safety? No, just good info re: It does start in the mind!
Jun 26 6:18 pm Jun 28 5:17 pm
Tip SAFETY: A boys day 'gimme'
Jun 23 6:03 pm Jul 9 10:08 pm
Battle of the _EX'S. WHO puts the better S in........
Jun 22 3:33 pm 77  Jul 31 2:34 pm
Turtle wax, banana peel or hot air balloon.......
Jun 19 5:14 pm 29  Aug 3 10:15 pm
Ok, fine! Only here can I find....
Jun 15 6:52 pm 35  Aug 3 5:35 pm
Oooooh, you're such a litle freak!
Jun 8 7:19 pm 41  Jun 21 6:56 pm
Oh yeah, some good people. Maybe not quite piff
Apr 17 9:22 pm 12  Jun 9 11:42 am
In celebration of miraculous occurances, go on & give it your best shot...I dare ya
Apr 5 6:35 pm 23  Jun 13 8:05 am
OVULATION: A Scientific study & what women really think about
Mar 18 4:13 pm 40  Jun 13 8:20 am
Communication breakdown
Mar 12 9:20 pm 57  Apr 5 8:04 am
Clapton-Wan-Kenobi's: Use the force, fluke
Feb 16 7:49 pm 35  Mar 20 4:41 pm
Care to have your balls measured?
Feb 8 6:41 pm 22  Mar 12 9:35 pm
Of course you control the bell curve, you Ding-A-Ling
Feb 5 11:10 am 41  Mar 7 10:04 pm
Oh yes, I do believe
Dec 24 5:52 pm 20  Dec 31 5:11 pm
What if EYE said to you, Doc_Sonar..........
Dec 17 10:49 pm Jul 12 11:57 am
Glassey eyed compression, thankfully
Nov 26 8:43 pm Dec 1 3:29 am
Time passages, thankfully
Nov 25 11:30 pm 23  Dec 3 5:48 am
Simply Female, thankfully
Nov 24 7:16 pm 11  Nov 26 8:06 pm
Moonglow & Stardust, thankfully
Nov 23 8:09 pm 12  Nov 26 7:54 pm
Uncanned spam, thankfully
Nov 22 6:05 pm 17  Nov 24 9:43 am
Wise is not always followed by ass, thankfully
Nov 21 10:34 pm 14  Dec 11 9:58 am
Shine on til tomorrow ,thankfully
Nov 20 6:54 pm 19  Nov 24 7:13 am
A bang and a whimper, thankfully
Nov 19 10:05 am Dec 11 9:55 am
In spite of myself, thankfully
Nov 18 9:33 pm Nov 20 10:03 pm
Yeah, I'll pay you to cook for me, thankfully
Nov 17 9:57 pm 17  Nov 21 1:23 pm
In the mood, thankfully
Nov 16 6:58 pm 12  Nov 20 7:40 pm
Nostradamus couldnt predict it, thankfully
Nov 15 10:00 pm Nov 22 6:29 pm
Cementing care...look! squirrel, thankfully
Nov 15 7:38 am 13  Nov 20 3:35 pm
The good crystals, still in one piece, thankfully
Nov 13 11:25 pm 23  Dec 11 2:59 pm
Interpretive chance, thankfully
Nov 12 10:02 pm 12  Nov 14 3:13 pm
Not an apostrophe, thankfully
Nov 11 7:35 pm Nov 12 4:39 pm
Apples n oranges, thankfully
Nov 10 6:58 pm 16  Nov 11 9:35 am
Brain numbingly thankful
Nov 9 11:35 pm Nov 11 7:29 am
Breakdancing Jesus, thankfully
Nov 8 11:05 pm Nov 9 11:46 pm
Gray skies, thankfully
Nov 7 9:53 pm 22  Nov 9 5:46 am
A lick and a promise. Just a little taste thankfully
Nov 6 9:57 pm 20  Nov 8 2:34 pm
Constant Craving: Thankfully
Nov 5 9:02 pm 28  Nov 14 8:38 am
Walk a mile in those shoes, thankfully
Nov 4 8:35 pm Nov 5 6:50 pm
A soppin mess: Thankfully
Nov 3 9:10 pm 15  Nov 6 7:52 pm
With a blink and a nod I am thankful
Nov 2 9:04 pm Nov 6 7:49 pm
30 Dayz in the whole: Thankfully
Nov 1 4:35 pm 25  Nov 11 8:17 am
1,2,3,4 I declare a cum war
Oct 19 4:34 pm 35  Nov 18 5:12 pm
Strangher Danger
Oct 13 8:38 am 34  Oct 28 1:37 pm
D, Dante, boredom and sins
Oct 9 8:57 pm 22  Oct 11 9:02 pm
Paul Newman is in the freezer she says as I walk through the door
Oct 7 7:50 pm 28  Oct 21 6:31 pm
Order of the Garter Perhaps
Oct 1 3:09 pm 19  Oct 7 6:40 pm
Classic Rock girl says......
Sep 28 6:35 pm 21  Oct 31 4:38 pm
Binning & Purging for optimum goal attainment
Sep 25 6:36 pm 34  Oct 18 5:55 pm
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