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Your replies to my blog..it's not personal
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 6:43 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 5:21 pm
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Yes i actually do read the responses to my blog entries.

But i dont always respond to your..comments..
this isnt twitter and i am not a nine yr old girl..there is no reason to start a twitter feud.
You said your peace...and we are cool.

Whereas i am interested in hearing a difference of opinion, i feel like too many people take my blogs seriously.

They feel me blogging about their candidates policy is a personal attack on them.

Trust me if trump came out in favor of legalized sex work, id be the first to criticize policy.

Alot of people commented i talk alot about white males..
( i guess is verboten?).

Er...maybe it is cause i am white..
actually no check
i now identify as "pale".
. white is such an offensive patriarchal color...
and i have a penis. And yes im into dudes..

So duhhh im gonna talk about white dudes and sucking dicks..

If i was an

Eighteen yr old girl id be blogging about bad music like billie eyelash or how ever you pronounce her middle name.

So yes i am more likely to blog about topics
influence my life or my interest.

Im sorry if my life and interest trumps yours..maybe you need to write your own blog

But unlike brie larson i dont tell a whole race and gender they cant see my movie..its not for them.

My blog is open to all. But it is what it is...i think if you actually engaged me in dialogue, youd find we have alot in common.

But people are quick to put on their asshats and just
at a blogger..

Sigh..
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Are blowjobs the new uber side hussle?
Posted:Aug 24, 2019 5:16 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 7:23 am
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What?.. you wanted me to talk more about sex.

So yeah certain candidates are in favor of legalizing sex work..notably bernie and liz warren.

Why? The article really didnt state a reason but no doubt it is to bring it out of the back alleyways to make it " safer".
Like they do in Amsterdam.

If this is the only reason then why dont we also legalise drugs. Wouldnt that make it safer for the dealer and the ? Make them register and get licenses..let them set up a shop on main street.
Hell in some cities they set up special rooms where heroin uses can shoot up legally and then be monitored by medical staff.

Dont get me wrong im not against an adult person making money from sexual favors. I mean why should only rich white nfl owners have all the fun.

It could honestly be the next uber...low on rent?..need to pay on that student loan?...try sucking a dick for dollars.

The real problem is ( whether legal or not) isnt " safe"..
You can dress the issue up and put the sex worker in a nice booth on main street..
But we still are talking about unknown and the exchange of body fluids.

Lets be honest condoms arent full proof...get fucked multiple times and yes you will end up with a spectrum of diseases.

Why any government would encourage this behavior is beyound me.

Second like weed it is a cash grab. The government thinks it is easy money selling licenses and permits..
And lets not forget heavily taxing the johns.

The problem though is your encouraging people to either start using the product or becoming the product.

I dont smoke weed, nor have i ever visited a .
Legalize both and yeah the numbers are gonna skyrocket.

Unlike weed though it doesnt take any skill or cost/ investment to sell sexual favors..

Why pay the legal sex worker their high fee, plus heavy taxes etc..
When the non legal sex worker next door will blow you for twenty bucks.

Its the same way with weed..the win fall in Colorado will dry up when the idiot states boardering them legalize pot.

And lets be honest i dont objectify women. But if your now selling your va-jj for money..
Your objectifying yourself.
You are now literally a#$%& for sale
You'd think a candidate whose party is made up of female voters would avoid this topic
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Fuck almost getting shot..my dumb ass almost caught fire last night
Posted:Aug 23, 2019 5:25 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2019 6:23 pm
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I shit you not...i was drinking last night...duhh its what depressed people do

I wake up at 3 in the morning naked....even odder is i didnt charge up my cell phone...so i around for my power chord..

Its fucking missing?.. i find it in the trash..

Huh? Maybe my roommate though it was trash.

I plug it in to charge my phone and it literally smelled like burnt ass..you know that smell you get when you burn up say the vacuume cleaner motor..


Sometimes i leave it plugged in downstairs...maybe the cat pissed on it???

Nope...i have a humidifier in my room for my allergies..it has water in it..
Somehow the water escaped and landed on this power cord..

My roommate came into my room when he smelled the burning funk...and ripped the chord of the wall

I was so hammered that i didnt even know..

Fuck i could have set the house on fire...

Kinda odd yesterday a road rager threatened to shoot me..
Now i almost burn down the house...

Fuck it's like one of those final destination movies
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Day three on alt island..the attack of the trolls edition
Posted:Aug 23, 2019 5:11 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2019 5:12 pm
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First off my bad for not turning on the troll death traps..
You know you do a complete profile whipe and you tend to forget the small things.

So yeah the trolls showed up last night.

And honestly they don't bother . But omg it is like they are literally stuck back in ..

You have the white knight..dude probably still has his lettermen jacked.. the troll that rushes into the fray to protect the female troll..

Then you have the queen bee troll..with her push up bra and suns buns attitude...which is sad now that she is 40.
Your not that hott honey..

Funny i dont see either listed on the big boards...
Makes wonder if they dont work for alt.

No worries..i am not going anywhere and they will have plenty of my blogs to pour over
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Almost got shot tonight...alot of whiskey in that tango..the road rage edition
Posted:Aug 22, 2019 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2019 6:36 am
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I was leaving the parkinglot of my local supermarket.
There was three vehicles ahead of when the light turned green..
Two vehicles went through the light and this douche caneo in a beater red pickup just sat there.

So leo..being leo beeped his horn at the truck

This fucktard holds up a middle finger and proceeds through the light.

I turn left and follow him up the hill.
Then dick decides to go two miles an hour..

We both turn left and he decided he wants both lanes and aggressively swerves between the two.
I bob and weave and dont give the prick the satisfaction.

I get beside him and roll down my window..
I shout wtf is your problem..
( remember i only beeped at him)

He shoutS back im lucky he didnt shoot me..

Really?..shoot me..the depressed guy..
Yeah that would have really scared me. I am so afraid of death ( rolling eyes)

SHOOT ME?.. the in an old beater car that doesnt give a fuck.

You may think your billy bad ass dude..
But there is alot of whiskey tango in this ole honey badger.

Ofcourse the then splits off and heads up the highway.

Well not before your got to scream a few choice words.

Road rage can be a scary thing.. i have gotten of a vehicle and stood toe to toe with people.

I am really not afraid anymore..

Shoot ? Who cares..bro.

To quote my favorite movie...the big lebowski.

This is why you dont fuck a stranger in the ass larry.

You may drive a beater pick up..you may smoke meth and be complete white trash..

But the next driver may of had a bad ..or a string of bad days or a lifetime of..
Bad days..

He may be a lil cra cra..

And you might be keeping him from going home to his vodka.

lucky you didn't shoot ..

Fuck dude your lucky you didnt stop that truck.
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Day two as a newbie on alt..the naked and afraid edition
Posted:Aug 22, 2019 4:25 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2019 5:19 pm
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Well it is 2
Two since the whipe and I survived the night.
No new emails...wondering where the scambots went? Maybe it's their off? Do I have amazon a volleyball for companionship?

I did get
4 flirts and
0pts..

Wow it is nice to get points again for blogging. I forgetting what that was like.
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I decide to bare bone this site as a 20 yr vet posing as a newbie
Posted:Aug 21, 2019 6:35 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 6:39 pm
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And It's fairly obviously that nothing has changed text wise..New but old bs missing words and bs edited text.
Is alt asleep.. though the alt bots seem very active
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I'm back..sorta..duh..the new alt from a newbie prospective
Posted:Aug 21, 2019 4:45 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 6:30 pm
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So ...anyway.. back after a rage quit.
Well not technically a rage quit, but perhaps that is the best way explain it the new generation.

I bare boned a profile and started a new...
and decided see what the new alt overlords
had offer.

And wow holy fuck i instantly had 5 emails from women in mailbox..way go alt

I guess someone is getting lucky tonight ( rolling eyes).
How did alt know i was such a player?

I am sure to sign up for that gold membership now..wink wink
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